Definitely Not Dan

@TRobinsonNewEra Some cunt recorded it though. That ain't ignorance, that's complicity.

Invader in Spain robs a young downs syndrome man in broad daylight and everyone just pretends they can't see it!

After spending a lot of time speaking to Eastern Europeans about the English they learn in their schools, the chances of learning either separately are minimal. They learn a mashed up mutant version of both.

@AcademicAgent_X That's why we're developing DragonFire. Only costs £10 a shot.

Patriot missiles just seem like a huge waste of money

@RAF_Luton Careful you don't get your Canberra wet.

BREAKING: HMS Biggerboat has been scrambled (Sorry Sophie) Photographed from a Canberra

You'd have thought they'd've fixed the em dash thing by now.

@Sargon_of_Akkad my em dash is bigger than his ——————.

"After [Rupert's] messy Reform exit." That's not really a good description of how Nigel and Zia backstabbed him, smeared him, made up false allegations, and tried to get him put in jail, is it?

@TheFreds Yep. But apparently we call them "deliverance ministries".

This country needs an exorcism.

@KelvinNZ1 @ianmiles I should hope so too. Only a fool would tweet like that for free.

@Def_Not_Dan @ianmiles He‘s paid

DUBAI LIVES. The beat goes on. The city’s still buzzing like nothing happened. Yeah, the past few weeks have been intense… missile alerts popping off every now and then, interceptions lighting up the sky on Eid morning, even some smoke and blasts shaking things up. Iran’s been throwing everything at the UAE for weeks, but Dubai? It just keeps rolling. You step outside right now and it’s the same energy. The Burj Khalifa’s glowing, fountains are doing their thing, Lambos cruising slow on Sheikh Zayed Road like it’s any other Friday night. Restaurants in DIFC are packed. Clubs in Jumeirah Beach and Business Bay are more alive than ever. Cranes still swinging, deals still closing, money still moving. It really do be like that. It’s not pretending everything’s fine—it’s proving nothing stops this place. Air defenses handle the threats, authorities get things back online quick, and the city just… continues. Louder music, brighter lights, more people out celebrating because life’s too short to pause. Habibi, if you’re here tonight, you feel it. The desert’s calm, the sea’s reflecting all the neon, and the heartbeat? It’s pounding harder than ever. Dubai lives. 
Not in spite of the chaos. 
Because of how it handles it. The beat goes on. 🇦🇪 🇦🇪 🇦🇪

@ThePrimeagen Remember when the P in PC stood for Personal?

Notice how when the beauty of England is shown, there isn’t a single new build housing estate or foreigner in the entire clip.

@Asmongold @viotubing

@Asmongold @viotubing Leave retards out of this. We don't want to ban you.

@viotubing I should get banned because I want to deport migrant scammers Are you retarded?

people screaming about how this was clipped ‘out of context’ meanwhile this is his reaction to being called the Nazi filth he is lol also the way he bots his likes on twitter omg 😭😭

I'll never understand how people just talk and say "umm" and "ah" all the time. Stop that. Just say nothing until it's an actual word.

@amuse Wrong. Expelling a foreign hoard isn't a civil war.

UK: Observers believe the ISLAMIFICATION of Great Britain will result in a civil war.

@rob_main @NickBuckleyMBE So it's all or nothing, then? Can't have a nice road unless we bring back childhood illness? But he's the one that has to grow up. Right.

@NickBuckleyMBE Ah, cobbled streets. Kids full of rickets and a life expectancy of 60. Grow up.

This is a great take on our failing as a nation.

@StefanMolyneux They think that sentences that start with "people need to" or "everyone should" should be taken seriously.

What’s the fastest way to know when someone has no principles at all? I’ll start: “my truth“

@Landeur Because sharing's caring?

That’s a long fight. Why were you all in the same bunker?

@TheCriticalDri1 Yeah, everyone seems extra angry today. (Including me)

@Def_Not_Dan Glad you enjoyed it friend, my TL is full of complaining so I'm trying to add a break.

This Boogie Woogie piano dual will give you a guaranteed stiffy and it most definitely will last over 4 hours 🔥