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Let’s keep this here because pinned tweet got boring

@Ibitoye_jnr lol, you might ordering from Lagos ? Good turnaround time

Hausa Monogram designer, go whine you tire 💔

@gugaomaga He a husky 😂

@PulseNigeria247 This list must be a Zobo without Mc Zobo

AMVCA 2026: Here are the nominees for Best Digital Content Creator. Who deserves the award?

@Hrhrhrh2511441 @PulseNigeria247 Content creators not comedians per say

@PulseNigeria247 What tf does dezny actually do? I don’t find him funny

@effxzzzyy @Ezeemmanuel35 No product comes close to Apple, not even Samuel

the difference between the sound quality of the HP and a macbook is crazy.

This Nigerian is going viral for the way he controlled heavy traffic in the UK. 😂 🎥: TT/ridewifme

@_Sironyeka King shi

X is a full-time job 111M impression, congrate me🎉 I did it. Connect with all verified followers.

@StudenTLectureR Them just monetize you and you don Dey answer X growth coach

Guys I have been Monetized 🎉 🍾🤩🥳🥳🥳

I need to ball but I need one crazy Asdist from God

@chisomholic While # 32m is a lot of money to even Billionaires, this call is not about the money but about the Buzz behind the money. This is supposed to be common Knowledge

Those guys were just having fun normal men's banter. They're all worth over 200m in real life minimum, so it's not worth you think. 32m is nothing to all those guys.

@ifetemini This response shows that you are very much in touch with reality… Only the real ones understands.. respect 🫡

Baby girl, I’m typing this with love 🫣. That your boyfriend? Ehen… he might not even be paying one single kobo of that rent! While you’re thinking he’s the big boy house owner, he could actually be the official scout for the squad, sleeping on the couch like the smallest, least-ranking boy in the entire friendship circle. And the most painful part? Those his friends might just be vacating the master bedroom for him only when you visit… all in the name of “men supporting men.” E go shock you die! 😂😂 He might not be willing to send them out, not just for the reasons he mentioned. Ask him which area he likes… and rent a place for him there yourself, abi how? 🤪🫣🏃‍♀️

Most assists in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes' debut in the competition in February 2020. 🅰️

@TheDrAfolarin Congratulations bruh, keep going

Crossed 5k followers today. Started the year with less than 2k. Crossed over 1m daily views today. Last year, my biggest daily view was 300k. Na who give up, 4k up. Clock it.

@Allezamani Well, Nigerians and defeated people

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?

One of the dullest guy in my secondary school is a top photographer in the UK today. He married a Caucasian women about two years ago, did a badass wedding, drives a Tesla and lives in a big house. I know because I follow him on IG. He doesn't reply my message even though we were besties in best brain. I have another classmate, he was only good at math and I had to coach him in chemistry and physics for him to pass waec. He got involved in a startup or something a few years into his undergraduate days, he's a multimillionaire today with multiple properties in the country. Lastly, when I was in 300 level, there was a boy who always came to greet us in the compound, when I was moving house, I gifted him my rugs and items just to help him as he just got admission. About 2 years later, this small boy was posting his house in lekki with bad BMWs. As in terrible looking BMW's. My point is people's life can change dramatically within a few years, months even. Take a look at lobi, he used to be a nobody on X. Now everyone wants to be him.

@Wizarab10 Where does he stay? I fit organize one Deaconess for his Baptism

You dont have friends that could set you up and let you use their place?

@fwzishere Make I put you unto one WhatsApp Church wey dey conduct home fellowship, Deaconess plenty for you to pick from

Farm city deaconess dey charge me 70k for only praise, no be even praise and worship. omo make i go buy anointing oil watch online church program

This new wave of tweets are crazy 😂 😂

Una go soon kill person with laugh 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭