Mark McCormick, CHPA

@MarkHamill I’m with you, Mark, but considering the declining quality of the algorithms and of so many tweets and users here on Twitter, X-crete might actually be a better name 💩

EVERYONE still calls it Twitter. (we tweet, not X-crete)

@hmartingreen_13 Geez, if those politicians ever saw 0.001% of our usual Incident Reports, their heads would explode.

@Baxter74656 @GeorgeTakei I’m glad no one was killed, this could have been way worse…but this was the first thing that popped into my head, and then him launching his Dads car through the window in Ferris Bueller. 🤷‍♂️🤣

@GeorgeTakei The brakes are being installed on Tuesday

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@nerdettedesigns OMG, as a former Scout and life long Gamer, YES PLEASE! While it goes against the Scout ethics, I am stealing this idea.

Do scout troops (like girl scouts/guides, cub/eagle scouts, etc) exist in D&D? Because I have a concept for "Owlbear Scouts" that I can't get out of my head

@Hyperionpdx That’s some gorgeous paint work. Nicely done, Sir! I assume resin printed?

Now that Halloween is over we’ll be heading back to my Spelljammer campaign with a finished mini for one of my players, Poundcake the bard, on the right and his trouble maker brother Punchly on the left. Does he know he has a trouble making brother? Not yet… #dnd

@hmartingreen_13 @OPP_HSD Right? My fridge beeps when I leave the door open, the microwave beeps when you don’t take your food out, Netflix asks “are you still watching”, sounds like it should be pretty simple.

@OPP_HSD why don't these trucks have a device that detects that the bin is up and prevents the truck from going over a certain speed?

#Collision investigation underway. Dump Truck vs Bridge. #HWY404SB at #HWY407. The collision occurred at 1:00am. Lanes blocked for the next few hours. #407OPP #AuroraOpp Information call. Constable Dunnah 416-526-5844^td

ER Nurses Week, Fire Prevention Week and Healthcare Security and Safety Week: Safe s’more cookout with our ED Nurses at OTMH

@ilovenostalgia Plastic wrap over the furniture

So, what’s missing from this picture ?

@DeliveryPkmn225 @itsginnydi OMG, that song is playing right now in the office next to mine! 😳 Spooky

@itsginnydi You get that crazy effect where you look into a mirror with another mirror behind you and you're never able to find where your stuff is for a whole century while the song "Call On Me" by DJ Eric Prydz plays on repeat while you pointlessly search.

@_Xaijin_ @artcher_artwork Came here to say this. 👍

What's he singin'?

@ilovenostalgia For a party once, we filled them will vodka jello shooters and called them “snap shots”

So, what is this old thing used for?

@TheLukio @Balatro2 Yay, Another Brindlewood fan! 👋 Hi!

@Balatro2 The blueprint might work for Brindlewood Bay (sans the whole "battlemap" thing - that's more for wargaming).

Today I learned there is a floorplan to the Adams family home. TTRPG community want this as a battlemap for halloween?

@itsginnydi Yes! This! Recently, my party found a poster up on the local tavern mentioning the upcoming Mayoral election. I sat back for over an hour as the entire party discussed unseating the current mayor, which of them would run and how!! Glorious.

@KendoMakesFilms @GameGoddessAlx The ONLY changes I have ever made without consent are to their inventory. To be fair, they unknowingly put a baby Mimic in their Bag of Holding and it keeps eating all their food. Every time they go for food, it’s gone, but there is an extra left shoe or something. 🤣😈🤣

@EricSClay @iahss I’m so sorry to hear that. I only had the pleasure of meeting her a couple of times but she was always so heartfelt and genuine. My condolences to her friends and family, she’ll be missed by all.

@MoseyDm Nice! I did the same but multi-layered as we rebuilt several of the buildings with multiple floors and interconnecting walkways, Ewok village style. 😁

My map was indeed Thundertree from Lost Mine of Phandelver. My map has the town rebuilt. Why? Because I am making an "After Phandelver" booklet to tie up all the loose ends. This includes how to fix up Thundertree and what it costs.

@BlackDragonCan Met him once at Silver Snail in TO, signed my 2e DMG as Elminster and Ed. Nice guy, funny stories 😁 I wonder what’s in that Wizkids box in the lower left of the picture?

If there ever was a real life wizard…

@itsginnydi How about this one? 1.

@bethgraced @matthewmercer Oh, THE cupcake❤️❤️ I was standing on a ladder, painting the ceiling and listening to that episode the first time…I nearly fell off the ladder when @LauraBaileyVO pulled that move. Perfection!

@matthewmercer My first exposure to trrpga was a TikTok of Jester sharing the cupcake and I had to know the context so I watched all of campaign 2 and now I'm caught up with 3, and started playing on Thursdays at my local game store bc of you all. Thanks for being good people. Love you all!

Had a chat with Slate about this weird journey that only gets weirder.