Deftoner

@chefsevenn OJ

Be honest, what’s the best drink for this meal?

@JasonBoxman @taylorplusyou Sweet, sweet nectar

@taylorplusyou This

Single men who live alone, without a wife or girlfriend… what do you do on evenings when you're alone in your apartment?

@thehundredceo 👏 👏. Just lookin out big dawg didn't mean to ruin your snack.. they did circle ⭕️ the expiration date tho...

Any ball knowers?

@murphyplshomer Panda??

holy fuck holy fucking fuck that fucking body of yours is insane.

since the girl I want doesn't want me, the girl who wants me won't get me either. we all gonna suffer

@PatrickTapLaine Nice roper

Hat number 1 has been acquired

@gigagoogus @ChrisHa93378389 ^*drydoggin'

@Deftoner420 @ChrisHa93378389 wouldnt call half a pound of ground black pepper and onions raw doggin' you aint rawdogged this shit till you ate one with nothing but salt out of poverty, not even butter

$8.32 refer me into a sales role and I'll hook you up as well.

@capyincrisis @pigincrisis party animal

hosting an animal party 🥳 reply to know if you’re invited

@DaveyJoneso7 How much

You will be coming home with me #Goldscar

@eltoowavy Haul me off

1 year in jail or marry your ex?

@RealtorOnRange Heads taken off driver???!!!

Golf bag packed ✔️ Shoes cleaned ✔️ Heads taken off Driver/woods ✔️ Towel laced through the irons ✔️ T-Minus 26 hours till we are wheels up 🛫

@Boyslowdownn Copped last night. Incred

Copping it rn

@SexDinero64 Old^*

bitches will date a prime minister and still give their coochie to the gangbanger who called her a bitch more than 10 years ago

The rotation currently

@RubberGuardKid Just sprung for Lego Batman myself

someone tell me if i should get 007 and/or forza

@Kidd_Kami_ How does everyone have 💿 versions

Peak arrived

I used disposable plates for a while and the women in my life had a collective breakdown

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