The Lazy TechBro❄

Consistency is the father of mastery, persistence is the mother of creativity. -@Dehsope_X

I'm mentally at the point where I'm having a conversation outside or with a group of people, because I love referencing. I want to "I was discussing with my WIFE the other day", my way into every scenario of the conversation, of course not the sensitive conversations. 😤

This is the creepiest audition ever! The judges' faces say it all. 🤯😱

This is how to make sure police don't harass you unnecessarily in Nigeria

I cringed while watching this video. Nigerian men are enabling rubbish. This woman got "separated" from her husband, she left her matrimonial home and went to her village for a while. On returning back to the city, she shamelessly went back to her husband's house, the same husband whom she has allegedly gotten separated from. She went back, not because there was a mutual reconciliation but rather because she can't afford to rent and furnish a space of her own as she would like it to be. She went back to that same man's house and even had the audacity to be setting rules and marking boundaries. Nigerian men, who bewitched you? Obviously, she had zero input in the house she has been living in with her husband. She definitely doesn't even have an idea of how much her husband is paying as house rent, else she won't be surprised at the prices housing agents were giving her. The husband rented the house and furnished it. The only thing the woman probably did was to move into the house with her few clothes as at the time they got "married", otherwise she wouldn't have said anything about the need for her to buy bed, mattress, gas cooker, washing machine, fan etc. In my understanding of her narrative, one thing is certain; the woman has already left the man in her mind. She only went back to his house to be sharing space with him for the time being, pending the time she would be buoyant enough to leave. As soon as she is able to afford the lifestyle she wants or when she sees another man who is able and ready to fund it for her, she will definitely leave the man for good. I just hope the man won't come back to cry on the podcast. Dear men, women don't just walk away from a marriage overnight. They would have mentally switched off at least a year or more before physically walking away from that marriage. When your woman says she is leaving, please let her go with alacrity. The worst mistake of your life you can make is to be begging her to stay. If she leaves, never make the mistake of allowing her to come back into the house. Begging a woman to stay or allowing her to come back into the house after she has left is more or less like you postponing your teary days. If you fail to learn now, you will learn in a very hard way much later. One thing is sure — dodoyo go dance gbedu and tungba. 😁😁 Eni tó bá létí kò gbọ́. Mo wí tèmi ná. Ire oooo. 🚶🚶🚶

💥🚨The Battle for survival🏮 The deed has being done but the determination of that one lioness🎀

One hill I'd happily die on is that fact that God created us in his own image, and God's personality involves him being eternally merciful and extremely dangerous.

My elder brother’s friend was strongly warned by his mother before her death not to marry his wife because she had grown up around her mother in the same community and she knew the daughter would be just like her….vindictive, wicked, and disrespectful. One morning, he came to our house crying and screaming, “My mother warned me, but I didn’t listen!” This is a 6’5” man, weighing close to 280 lbs of pure muscle. Yet, a woman’s problems turned him into a crybaby. The Bible was written thousand of years ago and it specifically mentioned. “ nagging wife”

I just learnt yesterday that the price of compTIA security+ is over $353(324,760 Naira)and that's a lot for anyone in Nigeria at the moment 😔😔 Hello @CompTIA , how many retweets to get free exam vouchers and discounts for the Nigerian cybersecurity community?🥲🥲

No matter how well you wish and clean up a pig, it'd always have a reason to go back into the swamp.

Consider how difficult it is to change yourself, then you'd realize how foolish for you to think you can change someone else.

@PoliceNG @OyoPoliceNG

After, it led to this, he had already assaulted them when they insisted on getting their salary. Afrilab medical diagnostics, challenge Ibadan, Oyo state. They went to report at the police station, and they were told to pay 10,000 naira before an officer can go with them.

Today after so much continuous pattern of toxic behavior towards his staffs, he sacked them and when they decided to request for their salary, for the month of November, he said they should rather go to the bank and get it from the bank. vt.tiktok.com/ZSfp2a72b/

@nx_3t4 He was probably talking to her, but you were the one hearing him

"You look so beautiful", but it's my breast you are staring at..

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you boys err 😭🤣🤣

So last Friday, a lady on the whatsapp group chat I'm on, sent me a DM. She was complaining that her boyfriend behave childish. Then I asked her; "How do you mean he behaves complains a lot?" She said; "He talks about everything & complains a lot. At least he should learn to overlook somethings". I asked; "But you believe communication is vital in every relationship, no?" "Yes! Communication is essential but the complain is too much", she said. Then I went on to ask; "Tell me one thing he complained about that got you pissed off". "He wants me to cut ties with my male friends. Friends I've known before I met him". She said. I said; "He's not the issue, — You are the issue, and one thing I know most women for; is that they are stubborn and they won't listen until their boyfriend mirrors their behavior." She said; "I beg your pardon?".🤨🤨 Me: "Lol...don't beg my pardon oo, you chatted me up because you needed an advice. And with the way you're now sounding, I don't think you'd want to listen to what I have to say. Of course most women don't listen".😊😊 Her: "Okay, tell me what you have to say" Me: "Let's imagine your boyfriend starts having other girls as friends, and on his birthday, one of the girls gifted him, not just cheap gifts, she bought PS5 for your boyfriend, something you have never done for him, & she also gifted him some designer footwears. Then he chats them up when you're with him & you notice he's smiling while texting her. And when you ask him, who he's chatting with, then he smiles at you and said he's chatting with the girl who bought him PS5. Then you complain and ask him to limit or cut ties with her, then he told you "I knew these girl before I met you!", how would you feel?? — Be honest with me?? Since then till now, she left me unread and didn't reply.😂😂😂 I knew she got the message! Women???😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭 Just mirror their behavior, that's all.

This guy is legit the devil🤣🤣🤣

ML engineer says you can see through walls just by WIFI signals. i’ve also read using AI, they can “hear” you just by the micro vibrations of your gaming mouse. honestly, i’m 10 times more scared of how malignant people use AI than AI going terminator.