hammergirl

Twitter's being fun again, so here's this just in case I move over there...

getting real hazy in the shower ☁️☁️

I STILL GOT IT BABY

@ForeheadCustom2 apologies, kind stranger

@Deitrol ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ sɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ...

feeder who rubs your belly, telling you “gotta stay in shape!” as they feed you another creme-filled pastry. “my shape.”

@doggirlthing congrats on the transition weird- uh…ally?

u should hold my leash

@quoipi YES!!

would you MAKE OUT with TUMMY for ZERO DOLLAR ⁉️

@CyootD36280 one of my ultimate goals is to have it fully consume my gock to the point where I can get off by humping my own fat…..

@Deitrol Fatpad becomes an in built vibrator

being so fat that your little pp doesn’t even stick out anymore, just consumed by the fat around it >>>

@quoipi becuase like… hahaheyyy,,,, heheh-hah…. six seven

why was 6 afraid of 7

I’ve eaten an entire pizza and chugged three cans of Root Beer and this stupid video keeps playing in my head

Your Fitness App has been acting weird lately. Its ‘FitAI’ seems to think that, for you, hard bulking is needed. Always. You don’t know why, being chubby, but you follow along. It keeps encouraging you. And eventually you can’t help yourself. You’re too deep getting fatter.

@tubbyjiggles BREAKING: No matter what we do it seems nobody can lose weight anymore!…and I‘m kind of okay with that.

@Deitrol This is such a fun concept! Could you imagine the news reporters giving the nightly update on the event and BAM it happens again 😂😂

Mad Scientist who codes an invisible ray that automatically pours thousands of calories a second into those exposed to it. One fateful day, he begins launching the ray from a satellite into the entire world for a few seconds every night. We all plump up, not knowing why.

@RosieGal1412 Correct!!

I talk about how I love fat girls a lot, but I want to out this out there ALL BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL I din’t give a shit how much you weigh, what kind if marks or scars you have, the blemishes or imperfections All bodies are beautiful, all shapes and sizes, all marks included

@quoipi it’s almost as if you are one!! oh wait. You are. Silly me

why do my eyes look all spaced out the same way floret's eyes are described in fics

@Glitchguts YES!!!

@Deitrol Lowkey going to do this to my feedee boyfriend....

Feedee Dom who keeps replacing all your clothes with replicas one size up. ”Oh, but honey, you still haven’t outgrown those teeny tiny clothes! I guess we’ll have to-“ They set another tray of brownies on the kitchen table. ”keep on going, hm?”

@quoipi This is really, really beautiful. You deserve all the best, girl

Sometimes I don't recognise my face

@Odnockd didn’t know you were this tough girl zooweemama😻😻

this photo of me is awesome but i never posted it for some reason so heres a picture from me on new years looking sexy

@kittylover789 could be 130 if you lock in

@Deitrol gulp,,, that's 30lbs

This year, it is imperative that your weight begins with a new number. If you weigh 100-199, get to 200 pounds. If you weigh 200-299, get to 300, and so on. And when you‘ve reached it? Why not go for the next?