Doj
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honestly i'm this close to quitting reading for good. every single author i actually love turns out to be problematic or worse. i'm so tired of finding out after i already got attached. feels like i can't enjoy anything anymore without a background check first

E don Dey jail ooo 😂 Them don arrest am 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Is Michael Jackson really bigger than Eminem, Jay z, Lil Wayne, Taylor swift, Rihanna and Beyonce all put together?

Hasan Piker: “America is, in its foundation, a white supremacist country. This is very frustrating for Republicans to hear, this is even frustrating for liberals to hear sometimes, but it’s just the truth”


I need people to know this. Mills and Boons had a subset called Silhouette 😭😭

The least corrupt people in public service are politicians. You see those directors, MD’s and secretaries of federal or state institutions, most of them are extremely corrupt and wicked. They are like deities. They have spent over 25 years there and understands the system so well. They teach corrupt politicians how to steal successfully.

“You say Zimbabweans take your jobs, Nigerians take your jobs, and you march, close shops, and beat up people. Tell us, after doing that, how many jobs have you created?” — Julius Malema, leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters

My dad had a similar experience. He owned three FMCG stores in Yaba, Tejuosho to be precise. After the war he didn't even come back to Lagos immediately because he felt he might not be welcome. Instead he moved to PH then to Sapele and started doing imports of sewing machines (many Igbo people started itinerant sewing which led them to Okrika). He couldn't crack the business however so his friend who had moved to Cotonou asked him to come join him. On his way there he passed through Lagos and decided to stop by his former area (two full years after the war ended) and found out that his long term neighbor a Yoruba man had kept his 3 shops running, restocking it and keeping all the records. When he saw my dad he told him he'd been looking for a way to reach him since the war ended, even sending messages but post war craziness meant no way to find him. He totaled the money he'd managed plus the cost of buying the stores and everything added up to £9,000. That's what my dad took plus the £6,000 he made from selling off his old business and started doing shoe and textile imports in Lome from 1973 onwards. Many such cases.

When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

I'm going to stop discussing the presidential election. I'll try. Some of the responses are so harebrained and naïve. Even PO himself KNOWS what he must do yet you're tryna style like you know better. You got it. 🤝🏾🥃

I’m fatphobic to men. Why are you FAT? You have no hormones bothering you. Why are you fat? Why is your tummy big?

Every time I see old couples, I always wonder how many times they’ve forgiven each other.

The beautiful thing about the US, in a few years these boys will likely be in jail for this scale of corruption but in Nigeria they wouldn’t . Because the next govt ensures immunity for owners of Hi-Tech and the Leeching Lagos family

The Federal Executive Council under President Tinubu also broke the record for the most road contract approvals in a single sitting today with a total of ten major road projects approved by the council. - N1.79tn for the 5th section of the Sokoto-Badagry Expressway which is a 360km dual carriageway. - N1.86tn extension of the Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway through Akwa Ibom State - N548.98bn contract for the full rebuild of the Carter Bridge in Lagos - N178bn for reconstruction of the 128km Mando-Birnin Gwari Road in Kaduna State - Two sections of the Trans-Sahara Highway totaling 296km - N295bn for dualisation of the Ibadan-Ijebu-Ode Road in Oyo and Ogun states, which runs 56Km by two - The Oshogbo-Akoda-Bunga Road in Osun State (59.2 kilometres, N101bn) - Oshogbo-Iwo-Ibadan Road in Osun State (90.9 kilometres, N114bn). - The Yobe-to-Gombe section which runs 125 kilometres, a dual carriageway and also received approval at a contract sum of N1.25 trillion.

Turns out this was just an Indian guy trying to scam because he got fired. Yikes



