Dekhola™

A Janaza conducted with evident orderliness, free from a crowd struggling to witness the lowering of the corpse into its final resting place. Ìwọ jẹ kò dì tí àwọn tí iwọ òórùn!

@tnolas 😀

The outfit blends very well. He is already used to mourning clothes

That famed company has indeed built an aggressive, widening moat, but it is heavily subsidised by a broken macroeconomic environment (FX barriers and import tariffs) rather than pure product innovation.

@ogundamisi Oro buruku toun terin

I just saw a post graduate research topic in the UK: “Food, Power, and the Vote: A Political Economy Analysis of Rice in Nigeria’s Democratic Process.” The fact that this is even a viable topic tells you how thoroughly dysfunction has been institutionalized.

@Temitayomab Indeed! If you have the time, get a copy of The Infinite Machine by Seb Mallaby.

I was telling one of my STEM Besties that we are truly living in unprecedented times….

Downloading an HD video is rocket science on most of these abiku network masquerading as high quality fibre network.

Memories are hard to forget. Drove past an area earlier where one of the two people with whom we concluded a business dropped dead a few weeks later, without any underlying medical condition, & it's frightening remembering what a dove the gentleman was & his support at the time.

Àbùkù olorombo

"As a society, we are making an enormously risky bet: that we can reap the rewards of a runaway gambling industry without paying any price; that, unlike every civilization that came before us, we can beat the house." — McKay Coppins

Kagame often treats Rwandans like children. It's what happens when a leader has had unlimited power for 32 years and wins "elections" with 99% of the vote.

@TheYemiKing @lakunle70 Many factors are responsible, though. Bad roads: poor culture of cleaning off puddles from the wheels, and despite the ubiquity of car wash stands, we still don't have high-grade car wash shops — nah @lakunle70 go dey fork out ₦15,000 for a single wash 4 times a month?

@Dekhola @lakunle70 The only cars that look like this in Nigeria are in Apapa...once they enter Mile 2, they can't look like these again 😭

If history repeats, TW seems to have a pattern where minor accidents often precede bigger family issues. Meanwhile, I noticed the pristine state of the overturned car's underbelly. I wonder how many used vehicles in Nigeria have such a clean underbelly?

@TheYemiKing @lakunle70 Leave him. The Ìjàyè people were about to get him.

@lakunle70 Don't be afear sir. You can show that ability can be resurrected in 3 minutes flat! Please, hope it's not on a road that you'll be competing with fast moving vehicles oooooo.

I have been invited to join a 10km bike ride tomorrow I have politely turned it down 1. I don't own one (I was told I'd be given one to ride😁😁) 2. I haven't sat on a bicycle in more than 20years, the last time I tried, I ended up on the ground I don't want to lose my teeth 🤣

He Thought He Was Being R0bbed When The T0uts V!0lently Crossed Him Down After Coming Out From Traffic; They Ordered Him Out And Asked Him To Surrender His Key. He Tried To Resist Until Police Joined The T0uts, Allegedly Choked The Elderly Woman In His Car with Teargas, Took His Number Plate, His Car Battery & Other Items From His Car… They’d Say He Was Resisting Arrest. Ripples Of Akerele’s Reign Of T3rr0r As ‘Task F0rce’ In Lagos.

I wonder how many Government officials have properties held in trust under this trust in Herbert’s name

Everything from Camden Market to the Admiral Duncan pub and central London Harry Potter stores are owned by shell companies in tax havens. For years, they hid the identities of their real owners. Today, @AndrewKersley pulls back the curtain. the-londoner.co.uk/we-reveal-the-…

Why would he say a lot of people didn't know he's trained medical doctor? These journo don't rate their audience at all.