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JUST IN: Artemis II crew experiences issues with Microsoft Outlook on their way to the Moon, asks ground crew for assistance.

“If they could get a washing machine to fly, my Jimmy could land it.”

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Fishy situation on the Upper West Side. 5 salmon filets were strewn outside the 72nd Street train station on Monday. According to a package found nearby, one of the salmon pieces was 1.01 lbs and kosher. A Fairway bag was also discovered near the scene. Investigation ongoing.

For no reason, here's an overlay with all 96 LMJ pitches.

For no reason, here's an overlay with all 96 LMJ pitches.