Del Smith

@ClaudesBBQ I managed to marry the only coonass in Louisiana that couldn’t cook. So I learned from her sisters. I can make dirt taste good.

There needs to be a "born by date" on this post.

@0hour1 Puh-leez. Hands down the best étouffée you’ve ever had.

Men in 2026 can't even cook, clean, or act on their own. DoorDash mommas boys. They have 0 life skills beyond an app.

@Oilfield_Rando Moist.

Using the word “fresh” in any other context besides describing food should be illegal

@Oceanbreeze473 I would order a pint of magnesium citrate and a quart of ice cream. 😏

For his last meal Oklahoma bomber Timothy McVeigh ordered 2 pints of chocolate mint ice cream.

@RadioGenoa @itto13bitty Shit like this is why I won’t book for less than a week.

Imagine going on a cruise to relax and then finding yourself in constant fights.

@AmiriKing Looks like a Carnival cruise.

Well, there goes the slopes. 🙄 Sincere question. Why are they so loud? Why does everything have to be such a spectacle?

@dom_lucre @SteCK1878 Fook that. I stopped going to Astros games because of this shit.

🔥🚨BREAKING: They are now selling $20 beers from a kiosk replacing humans in the process at the LA Dodgers Stadium.

@jayroo69 Yeah, this is across the freeway from my wife’s office. It’s about a half mile from the hood.

@DelSmith30002 oh damn didn't know it was that long ago. Restaurants put gratuity on parties of 8 or more for this exact reason

Absolutely ZERO shame

@Shr00msy I’d roast you. That turbo lag will slow you down.

My dream is to complete Mt. Akina. Japanesus hear my prayer!

@4thOfJuly365 @Maverich440378

I gave Brian Krassenstein the keys to my boat, and It's safe to say we both had a lot of fun.

@4thOfJuly365 @Maverich440378 Bruh. 🤣😂

@reemareeo Good Morning! ❤️

Good morning! 🌞 Sometimes I get down on myself and think that I'm not very smart. When that happens I go through my screenshots...

@JesterJum 45 years ago we had a table cloth done like this. For a formal table. I was astounded that it was hand stitched.

"Austism didnt exist in my day" Also, this is INSANELY impressive how any human mind can process this

@outkylies That looks disgusting.

esse é o famoso cachorro quente mexicano! quem aí conseguiria comer um desse?

@MarioNawfal @s66554694 Anyone know where to get a couple? Asking for a friend.

🚨🇺🇸 MARINE ACCUSED OF STEALING JAVELIN MISSILE SYSTEMS AND 2 MILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO FROM CAMP PENDLETON A 23-year-old ammunition technician allegedly treated the base armory like his personal inventory. Stole Javelin anti-tank missiles, sold them in Arizona. Javelins are "fire-and-forget" systems that can punch through heavy tank armor from miles away. The same weapons the U.S. sent to Ukraine to stop Russian armor. Investigators recovered at least one missile system and some ammo. But roughly 2 million rounds of M855 rifle ammunition may still be unaccounted for. Over two weeks, he allegedly stole and sold 66 cans of ammo. Only about a third has been recovered. He's facing conspiracy, theft, embezzlement of government property, and possession and sale of stolen ammunition. Held without bail. While the U.S. burns through munitions in Iran and debates sending more to allies, someone was apparently running a side business out of Camp Pendleton. Source: NY Post

@TheRicanMemes Good Morning, Island Cholo.

True

@ClownWorld He’s happy to see you.

No way that’s real??

@Shr00msy @pirooooon3 Pay no attention to this shrub. He drives a Honda.

これが 日本のビックマックセットです ドリンクはラージ ポテトもラージ 日本円で1,030円 6ドル55セントです 安いかな？高いかな？ アメリカのマクドナルド🍔🍟 ならビックマックセットは いくらなんだろうね

@pirooooon3 It is about average. There are better options in the states though.