delaney

I will dump a man over snoring

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

Apple’s do not disturb button is lethal. like what you mean you texted me yesterday morning?

like we’re really in October that’s mad crazy

look I’m your boss I’m going to click notify anyway

the day Kroger stopped selling their lemon lime sparkling water beverage in a can was the day my world ended.

@rach_rams it was someone ive said 1 sentence to so truly what would they know

@DelaneyBryan I’ll kill them

my bi-weekly shopping trips ain’t hitting like it used to

still thinking about the time my St. Louis coworkers made fun of me bc I called a grocery cart by its correct name of buggy

liquid iv got this water tasting a little too thick

what the back of my hair looks like is none of my business so please don’t tell me.

@peebottle3 i have a boat and a crush on you

who 1. owns a boat and 2. has a crush on me ??

I’m happy with the same 7 friends I’ve had for like 10 years bc y’all ladies are shady as heck

a woman told me I had a baby face but an intense voice and I hope she knows that I don’t take that as a compliment

Ill get back to you eventually

this man really sent me an email that said I hope you have the day that you deserve and little does he know that I deserve a great day so that’s the day I will be having.

😭🌸

is it frowned upon to take a sick day bc ur sunburnt? my vote is no but lmk

something special about the cell phone lot at hartsfield jackson