delaney

tonight I got Kevin a cowboy hat and it was the best $2 I've ever spent

taylor swift has led me to places i wouldn’t even go to with a gun

Having a Diet Coke before 10 am

i hope my account gives this vibe

lorelai going to rory’s first day at chilton

club chalamet endorsement just dropped !

me getting thrown out of the gladiator 2 screening because i started barking every time pedro pascal showed up

chappell roan ♡

me at work

every family has a little edie and if yours doesn’t you’re the little edie

do you think bib fortuna and jabba the hutt explored each other's bodies?

y'all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! it's kinda long but full of suspense

people saying he’s on drugs i act like this in the office at 10am

“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details

I can fix him #TSTTPD

as someone who also has a great partner and is still extremely horny for matty healy, I’m thoroughly enjoying the album

Fuck all of y’all

You hate Scrappy-Doo because he's mildly irritating. I hate Scrappy-Doo because he shook hands with Ronald Reagan. We are not the same.

Shaggy: "Zoinks, we're trapped in here, Scoob!" Scooby-Doo: