DeliciousBrains

@foodora_ca Was looking forward to giving you a try with the discount code from your street team only to find it doesn't work. What gives?

@lakemitchells I know, right? Also, is it just me or has he not aged a single day? Gotta get me some of that weird alien oil stuff.

oh shit you guys, i just remembered twitter is still a thing. sorry @jack, if revenues are down that's on me #mybad

@jimkarygiannis Jim, you are singlehandedly losing the taxi lobby the PR battle. Honestly you come across as a complete and utter shitbag.

The York U mystery tunnel is obviously Rob Ford building a subway.

Short oil, long ebola.

There was an optics festival? And I wasn't informed?

A sysadmin, barely alive. We can rebuild him. We can make him better*, faster*, stronger* (Claims not verified, individual results may vary)

Just made my last payment, officially a 2014-15 @TorontoMarlies season ticket holder!

I still chuckle whenever hockey commentators use the phrase "soft dump".

Well it's a good thing winter is finally over.

DeliciousBrains on QuizUP. Come at me, bro.

Whenever I hear "throw your hands up" in a song, I subconsciously picture sometime vomiting up their own hands.

Love the Jose Bautista ads for Booster Juice because of how ballsy it is to invite conversation about pro-ball players and juicing #bluejays

Misheard weather just now. Thought they said New York was having power-outages caused by massive lizard.

So we meet again "bare word found where operator expected", my old nemesis.

Live band playing and tapdancing on the subway. Not even for money, just because they're awesome, awesome people.

Yep. Looks like winter.

Google's Rorschach blot doodle today is neat. This is clearly two dinosaurs on unicycles g.co/doodle/czzph #andhowdoesthatmakeyoufeel?

Fuck @aeroplan. They just expired 32K miles (enough for 2 round trip domestic tickets) because I was two weeks past the inactivity deadline