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If you don’t think there’s at least a tiny chance you’re an NPC … you’re an NPC

Innit just?

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

Todays #WorldMentalHealthDay As we enter probably the toughest winter in our lifetime, it's important now, more than ever before, to pause: Check in on yourself. Check in on your family and friends. Mental health is as important as your physical health. Take care of yourself.

Dear @trussliz / @RishiSunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's @itvMLshow discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.

🚨 BREAKING | Ofgem lifts Britain's energy price cap to £3,549, an increase of 80%! It's time to rise up and fight in our millions to take direct action - strike! dontpay.uk #dontpayuk

@Patrici89225734 What a cunt

MP for Lichfield Michael Fabricant voted to fill our seas, rivers and waterways with sewage!

Although the sewage-voting Tories well deserve to be named, shamed & portrayed, the unnerving procession of faces appearing on Twitter - well - there's something troubling about those faces - in a genetic sense, almost - that look -

@Scarborough_GB Cunt

@S1monWalker Cunt

This is William Wragg, my local MP, he voted to allow raw sewage to be dumped into our rivers and seas. Come on Hazel Grove, an easy target to remove, Lib Dems already close, tactical vote #ToriesDestroyingOurCountry

@TheJoshuaNichol Cunt

Conservative MP for North West Durham, Richard Holden, voted to allow companies to pump sewage into rivers.

@BenjyNtheMonkey Cunt

This is Tom Hunt, the MP for #ipswich who was parachuted in for the 2019 election (having previously lost in Doncaster Central. If you don't fancy swimming at Felixstowe anymore due to the possibility of raw sewage, don't vote for Tom next time coz he supported that policy.

@ColinFiery Cunt

@alex_penyfai Cunt

This is Jamie Wallis my MP. He's the MP for Bridgend and Porthcawl in South Wales. He voted to dump Sewage in our Rivers and in the Sea. I bet the People and Businesses and Surfers in Porthcawl will be glad to know that, come the next election. Ugh! How could he?

@PTilstone Cunt

This is my MP Jack Brereton, British Conservative Party politician representing Stoke-on-Trent South. He voted to allow Water Companies to pump raw sewage into the sea & watercourses. Whilst Stoke on Trent is a long way from the sea, I don’t think this is really what we voted for

@Skelly2525 @BorisJohnson Cunt

We're sweating in a heat wave while worrying about how we're going to keep warm this winter and I feel like we're in an Alanis Morissette song.