Accounting Dude (Not Alpha, yet)

@CubsSkipper What movie is that from?

Every Hector Neris outing…

@UpBeatSkeletor Everybody has that Aunt.

Savvy?

My two dogs, Sergeant Major Stud and Corporal Ryder are truly untrainable, stupid stuff, unruly dogs. I've never thought about shooting them. I'm weird like that.

This is hilarious, 😆 I’ve watched it eleventy billion times ! 🤣😂😆

Micah Parsons trying to debate with CJ Stroud about the NFC East being the best division in the NFL heading into last year CJ Stroud calls him delusional 😂

Three weeks ago Sandy was living alone in a cave after being dumped all alone as a puppy. Today he was getting some life changing news 🥰

@GuntherEagleman Keep on being a dipshit. You do it well.

Still no war footage from Ukraine, but I see the night life is bangin!!!

@gnuman1979 It's always Larry.

Fucking Larry

@AnnieAgar Sometimes you are Annie Anger. May the Bears beat the Packers. And the Chiefs beat every team.

Quite possibly the greatest play in CFL history.

@AmyLynnStL She conned the Don.

What's the first thing you think of when you see Melania Trump?

@ChefReactions @WWE @heiden41 remind you of anything?

@TrumpDailyPosts I would love to see this debate. Do it!

Crooked Joe Biden just announced that he’s willing to debate! Everyone knows he doesn’t really mean it, but in case he does, I say, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYPLACE, an old expression used by Fighters. I suggest Monday Evening, Tuesday Evening, or Wednesday Evening at my Rally in Michigan, a State that he is in the process of destroying with his E.V. Mandate. In the alternative, he’s in New York City today, although probably doesn’t know it, and so am I, stuck in one of the many Court cases that he instigated as ELECTION INTERFERENCE AGAINST A POLITICAL OPPONENT - A CONTINUING WITCH HUNT! It’s the only way he thinks he can win. In fact, let’s do the Debate at the Courthouse tonight - on National Television, I’ll wait around! Donald Trump Truth Social 01:27 PM EST 04/26/24

@KenDATL1 Very weird pick.

This. All of this.

@BoebertQ @matthewdmarsden Wife is as crazy as he is or she isn't allowed to make any decisions.

@heiden41 I'm missed that. I think I blacked out in imaginary pain for a couple seconds.

@DeliveryDude5 I'm sure the fall didn't hurt at all, either. Ha

Omg...Great practical joke. It's probably not worth it in the end.

@heiden41 @InterestingFck WTF. Ha.

@InterestingFck @DeliveryDude5 umm...what's happening here? Our girl has been out there cheating on us. 😆

I pay internet for this

A few days ago, I posted a tweet that twisted MAGA into knots because I pointed out that Democrats are better for the economy. You didn't like that, MAGA? Dry your tears, and take it from your stinky emperor, Don Fartleone.