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@Delnyy

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New Brunswick, Canada Katılım Haziran 2012
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dylan@Delnyy·
you hate to see it
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chris@Tubahh__·
@Hotbow_ i don’t think anything can top 9.5 but this starter patch is in the higher echelon
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chris@Tubahh__·
hirez has perfected the art of ruining the good momentum they have with something outrageously stupid every single time revert the patch
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haven@xmynkk·
i love the olympics but i just cry the whole time.. for the winners and the losers 😭😭
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pokey pup@Whatapityonyou·
Dept of Agriculture Intern: Here’s that video promoting kids drinking milk, I made it really creepy like you asked
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haven
haven@xmynkk·
27 so just take me out back and shoot me but at least my hair will look nice.
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Movies getting ruined because of unnecessary sex scenes implies the existence of movies ruined because of the lack of necessary sex scenes. For example, Zootopia
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Kyle Mann
Kyle Mann@The_Kyle_Mann·
If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings: GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed - GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow. GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom. BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot. GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.* GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But - ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code. GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code - LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion. GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code - ELROND: - destroy Sauron. BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor. LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough - GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it - ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith. GANDALF: - and then - LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns* BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work. FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.
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dylan@Delnyy·
every holly wheeler scene
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Caleb Pitts
Caleb Pitts@calebpitts1997·
Me and this big dick just chilling on the couch lol hope nobody comes down the chimney that would be random
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Leo
Leo@dishonored_sm·
My DISCORD has been hacked do not interact
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haven
haven@xmynkk·
dylan and i accidentally ordered the ugliest pair of matching pajamas and we couldn’t get a good picture
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NMR
NMR@NMRSMITE·
THE UPDATED SEMI-ANNUAL TOP 100 SMITE 2 PLAYERS LIST.
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haven@xmynkk·
🙂
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Leo@dishonored_sm·
@Inbowned Speaks volumes
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Coach Von
Coach Von@VonnyBalboa·
Tubah and Delny in Smite 2
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PISTONS@_Jarman_·
short stream for a short king tap in
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