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dylan
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New Brunswick, Canada Katılım Haziran 2012
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I know he was getting picked for popcorn reading every chance
Richard Hanania@RichardHanania
How stupid is Nick Shirley? He tells interviewer Andrew Callaghan that he lost respect for him for not denouncing the killing of Charlie Kirk. Callaghan responds that he did, and Shirley admits he didn’t watch the relevant video because he doesn’t want to since he already decided that Callaghan didn’t denounce the killing of Charlie Kirk. My head hurts from watching this moron. More on Shirley’s unbearable stupidity here: richardhanania.com/p/the-unbearab…
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If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:
GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -
GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.
GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.
BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.
GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*
GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -
ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.
GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -
LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.
GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -
ELROND: - destroy Sauron.
BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.
LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -
GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -
ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.
GANDALF: - and then -
LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*
BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.
FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

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