dave ✭ DFW sports fan • certified hater

@purorangers DH & 1B a combined 600lbs and .600 OPS 🤣🤣🤣

Burger is the worst first baseman we’ve had in a while, DH as well, this is one of the worst offenses in Texas Rangers history.

Jake burger fat and fucking sucks, pick a struggle tubby 😭😭

@Rangers__Nation you’re hitting in the 7th, suit up

Nuke this team into the fucking sun god damn

Shit is hilarious at this point

Ballgame. Fuck this team

@Rangers @txuenergy 😭😭😭 JV lineup

deGrom day in Houston. #AllForTX

Of course every black dude in Houston waiting outside swatch at the galleria for that AP collab 😭😭 mfs do anything to wear a brand

Rangers fans mass suicide at my hotel room Le Meridien 11pm 🙁🙁

Cole Winn fuck you I just got jumped by Houston fans

Donald Trump if you can hear this please let the rangers get a base hit please Mr Trump

This lineup is very 2021-esque 🤣🤣

It appears daikin park is hosting a fucking torta convention instead of a baseball game tonight 😷

Just touched down in houston, nothing but fat ugly hoes and short guys with shitty haircuts #reeks

Fat fuck with a neckbeard in front of me at chipotle crying bc they’re out of honey chicken 😭😭 I fucking #hate fat people

@Rangers__Nation I’ll be there Friday & Sat, let me snag one 🤣

Houston takeover squad: who wants one???

I hate Kumar rocker so fucking much. Just no fucking juice when he pitches because the hitters know they’re already down a few runs before they even get to bat

@Rangers Don’t put that retard collyer in ever again 😭😭

Dubs in the chat. #AllForTX

I don’t wanna see soy boy smitty ever get another start at 2nd again #uglywife #ZekeTheFreak

I don’t find it coincidental at all that the bullpen has been pitching significantly better since #they went on the IL