Christoph Schäning

@helenaakln I take it

who wants a late night shower video in their dms?

@helenaakln Hey

whoever says "hey" gets the extra

@Inclutus Von wegen Fahnenflüchtig. Sie betreiben den Katzengeheimdienst zuhause😅

Guten Morgen. Siegfried war heute Nacht nicht zu Hause. Wir haben uns echt Sorgen gemacht. Ist irgendwas passiert?

@helenaakln Sorry bab you are wrong

Men will stick their whole face in ur 🍑 but be scared to open up about their feelings

@helenaakln Yes because you Don"t sit on me

Do you mind if I sit here?

@helenaakln Love this view😍🔥

My best friend said my 🍑 is getting fatter sooooo…

@helenaakln Then I am one of 0.001% in the world🤪

If 99% people find you unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find you attractive

@helenaakln 1 and 2

Which gift would you like to receive this Easter: 1 or 2?😏

@helenaakln You will sleep this night on my side

What would you ask me if you knew that the answer is “Yes” to any question😏

@helenaakln I love it

I can’t stop thinking about the incredibly naughty things I plan to do with you😏

@helenaakln No, i know it

@helenaakln Hi

Cute 🍒 pics in your dms if you say hi

@helenaakln Red

Red or white, I am super indecisive…..

@helenaakln Being too full of yourself or, in short, conceited

What is the biggest sign of weakness in a person after your opinion?

I think I should take pictures in this position more often, it seems like my body is better visible.

@helenaakln Yes

It seems that McLaren has the advantage this season. Is it too early to make that call?

@helenaakln No, not a problem at all, because you've moved out faster than you can count to three

Is there a problem if I sleep next to you dressed like this?😏

@helenaakln Very often

How often do you think about me when you pleasure yourself?🤤 Be honest with me

@helenaakln The worst feeling you can have in a relationship. Especially because most of the time you think that you are to blame for the situation

Feeling lonely in a relationship is 10x worse than feeling lonely single.

@helenaakln And what does he say now?

My ex said they are too big…