Sandy 🧟✏️

"Gimme S'more" #MortalKombat

@stfumohh They be weird

This place is still Twitter lol (never x)

@theangriestbuni I’d let him meet my mom

Warn who? I’m good. 💅

@ReallyLoudFart Not if I poke you first!

I'm gonna poke you in the chest

@morgannerdz I do love a good cow stomach, tho

Pig feet, pig ears, chitlins etc is SLAVE FOOD

@naawisica Beating around the bush + lecturing actually sets me off

Man I am so tired. I wish people would just straight tell me what the deal is. I'm a fuckin adult, just tell me no if the answer is no. This dumb dancing around the subject or just plain ignoring it is so irritating.

@KaitMarieox Govt Plant

I'M BACK! First time on a campus in 5 years! Stay tuned for some wild conversations about transgenderism and abortion at USF.

@xostacyftw Don’t apologize 👍

no amount of internet chatter will ever make me hate Mortal Kombat, sorry

Boneless Chicken

@ReallyLoudFart Thank you for this educational piece

Aliens are real and all they do is fuck around in the sky like idiots

@monopool_ Same same

I know I come off as a massive mortal kombat hater but I promise I still love the franchise to some extent, I'm just tired and disappointed with the state it's in and want better

@naawisica Lazy ass Dollar General was already putting out the Cupid poo before they put away the Santa shit

Yet another year where everyone's yapping about V Day midway through Jan and before my birthday even happens. CHILL OUT RIGHT NOW.

@SkulleeMonster I’d watch that

So I had a dream last night where Jeffrey played an either gay or bi man in a movie/show and it actually was showing him with men, don't remember exactly what happened but I know he was kissing them at least. I need that in my life. Gotta live my Bi Negan fantasy some lol

Oh, and just charge ahead as much as money will allow. Then I scheme and snoot around for cash somehow

I'm so used to disaster and disappointment, all I can do is write comics about it

@KUAILOUIS I despise the man to this day. I will not acknowledge mk1 in any of my mk comics

now when i tell y’all that dominic cianciolo has ruined every single character of this game, i fucking meant ALL of them.

@ReallyLoudFart most of them aint been caught

I'm disappointed there aren't more racists in Philadelphia

@kaianitwt clever bait

Female characters can't do cool fighting

@ReallyLoudFart based

@KwispyKweemz @InfiniteFruit We are stuck in the asshole states

@InfiniteFruit It’s alright Florida turned red in 2 hours 💀