Tommy Dempsey

@joelycett My Emo name would be Winnie Suspicious Mole...

@pollypreston @ThatAlexWoman A loaf of foeted bread could probably do a better job.

@ThatAlexWoman Yes!! Absolutely! Missed you on TalkTv, Alex, this am!! I mean, in all honestly, who the hell could replace you!!!

I miss normal bread. Fluffy, bland, unobtrusive, absorbent, thinly sliced bread, that soaks up butter and efficiently sandwiches a filling without messing up the flavour. It's being made extinct by bloody holey sourdough, which is a grey, chewy, vacuous, fusty tasting, horrible woke alternative that doesn't soak up butter, can't be sliced thinly, doesn't toast properly, tangs like it's gone damp and foetid, makes a godawful sandwich and is like noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll.

Jeff Bezos has told wedding guests not to bring a gift, with people asking ‘what do you give the man who has everything?’ A tax bill would be a good start

@privatebirb @qikipedia Oh wow, yeah that makes sense too!.

@Dempsoir @qikipedia chewing is part of it, but also our stomach acid is stronger than a bird's

Birds can’t taste chilli.

@BenHollycentury @Iowa42719865956 @LozzaFox We shouldn't be searching for answers as to what is God's will. Instead, we should all be accepting of eachother and let everyone live happily without hate. Gay, Straight, Black, White, who cares? We're still all people. If there really is a loving God, that would be his will.

@BenHollycentury @Iowa42719865956 @LozzaFox You agree that Childhood Cancer and Alzheimer's are Easter eggs left by God, but you disagree that they're shitty things? What's good about them then?

@BenHollycentury @Iowa42719865956 @LozzaFox Pretty shitty Easter eggs to leave behind as a way to prove God's existence. God sounds like a total asshole.

@Dempsoir @Iowa42719865956 @LozzaFox That’s the one yeah.

@MarkMcLain @LozzaFox @cavakaggyreborn Aren't you supposed to celebrate god pretty much all the time?

@LozzaFox @cavakaggyreborn

It’s that time of year again. Fuck pride. Homophobic and racist movement worshipped by morons.

@suzanne15601095 @TheJacobTrueman @LozzaFox The word "inclusive" playing a huge role there...

@TheJacobTrueman @LozzaFox Original Letters: LGB LGB originally stood for: L – Lesbian G – Gay B – Bisexual This initialism began gaining traction in the late 1980s to early 1990s, as a more inclusive alternative to simply "gay community," which was seen as male-centric.

@Crazymoments01 @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk Cunts

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk DESCRIBE THIS TEAM IN ONE WORD?

Number one, it's a great product, as good as it gets—and number two, because @ElonMusk has devoted his energy and his life to doing this and I think he has been treated very unfairly…

@SoozUK The bar I'm in has a picture of your cat in the toilet.

@TheCheapShowPod As if he'll pay anything...

From this point on, anyone willing to have sex with Elon Musk is simply doing it for the inevitable child maintenance payments.

Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gautier Cole Killian Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran #breakinthelaw

@qikipedia There's also an abrasive material such as garnet sand that's mixed into the water, which is what actually does the cutting.

Waterjet cutters cut through steel using jets of water travelling at Mach 3 (3,704 kmph).