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@mashable These people are clearly unfamiliar with water. Obstacles. Waterfalls. Rapids. Leaks. Anchors. Wives. or Camping.

@SkepticNikki I mean my teeth hurt now that I have read that. Perhaps I am too much of a candy cane to ponder such.

This is a false dichotomy. Both are the "sucks the most." Not a tie mind you, more meta than that. Independent events yet the same near infinity of sucky-ness.

@BadAstronomer Good looking pup. Definitely deserves a cookie.

You nailed it.

@SoCalTheist @TakeThatDarwin I don't belief the claim of the existence of invisible flying cats ( ainvis-fly-cats-ist ) nor faeries (afaery-ist) nor Zeus (atheist) nor imaginary thing (aimaginary-ist) because the claim(s) that any imaginary thing exists has been rather unconvincing.

I always find it heartening when a creationist is too embarrassed to self-identify as a creationist. After all, they say shame is the beginning of wisdom.

@elakdawalla Go to the backup coffee dispenser for another cup and calmly (sip) close your eyes (sip) and become the aroma, feel the coffee and the warmth. And forget again the phone..... Ahhhhhhh ...priorities.

I just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone The good news: I found it The bad news: During the search I put down my coffee and now I can't find that

I think I must agree. Or just mornings... ...or just drinking coffee.

@BettePiddler Steve is clearly a Master. We all could learn much from Steve.

@TakeThatHistory @TakeThatDarwin That is pure gold, thanks.

@TakeThatDarwin From experience I can tell you counter dicking hurts. Those counters are SOLID.

just gonna uh just gonna very, very slowly set this tweet down right here and then, without breaking eye contact, back away using steady, measured, non-startling movements

@JohnCleese Arm wrestle best 2 out of 3. For a coffee and warm coffee cake.

@kaimatai @BettePiddler Too soft, I see what you did there.

@Letha_Hughes Now that is a concept that is good for everyone.

#MondayMotivation👷🏽‍♀️👷🏻‍♂️👷🏿‍♀️👷🏾‍♂️👷🏼‍♀️ #ReligiousLibertyTaskForce

@jorozco1182 What if it is correcting history?

@BettePiddler I have one of those high energy non-retrievers too.

@StanSayersGolf @Matt_Lanza @dannygokey That is very unlikely. What specifically are you referring to? Most of what I have read says we did not come from nothing too.

@Matt_Lanza @dannygokey What are the chances that i take 2000 pages and I drop them from the sky that all the words end up typed on a page and formed into a dictionary. It is created. We didn’t all just appear from nothing. Btw...what “does not make an ounce of sense!”?

Saddened 2 hear about Demi Lovato’s overdose.😭 It’s so obvious that there is a war against our souls in loneliness, hopelessness, & helplessness. Please check on the mental health of ur friends & families & Pray 4 each other. Pain is real & we have an enemy trying to take us out

This is a story we need right now. twitter.com/wsvn/status/10…

@albiorixza Pure genius.

@kitsonde Beet root? ewww. A little "earthy" for my taste. Also you get to pee rainbows.