Dennis Aldea

@TolarianCollege Hi Professor, glad class is back in session! How would you update your first video on mulligans to address the London Mulligan rules?

Oh, good morning! Class is about to start, so why don’t you take a seat and watch this new Tolarian Tutor video: youtu.be/rpVfOC6gJ3M #MagicTheGathering

We have retrieved signal with @NASA_Orion after an expected loss of signal when the spacecraft flew directly behind the Moon. You can see Earth in the distance. That's us. #Artemis nasa.gov/artemislive

Ixalan is cool but we better be going back because Jace and Vraska are having their honeymoon there

@BJeleren Seconding @TropicalScream: read "Tin Street Terrors" by @dashofstarshine! Jace and Vraska meet as young teens, and spend years tiptoeing around their feelings for each other. The mistakes they make are painfully relatable, & character development is great. archiveofourown.org/works/18514444

Dreamt that Jace and Vraska were a potential romantic couple since, like, the old Planeswalker comics, but their dynamic was this really annoying shtick where they would plan to meet and Jace would get caught up in Shenanigans long enough for Vraska to get cold feet and leave

Good Programming Principles See third image for BONUS panel! #comic #programminghumor #softwaredevelopment #softwareengineering #principles #SOLID #Coffee #computers

@azine_spalding ouch! glad it's over

Market efficiency maximizes profit, not social good.

Spirit Airlines: There's a ghost of a chance your flight might not be cancelled!

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Biden just dropped student debt cancellation down to zero. That’s right, the Biden administration has decided to cancel $0 in student debt.

My mom had an old copy of The Phantom Tollbooth, with lines highlighted and little paper flags sticking out the sides. It was the first book I ever really read. I’m a writer because of it. I’ll keep doing more impossible things because of it. RIP Norton Juster. Thank you. 🖤

The Romans had a good run and all, but you can tell they weren't REALLY serious about world domination, because their haruspex tech just sucked. So haruspex is reading the future on the organs of an animal, and apparently worked pretty well, but they used MAMMALS. Big mistake.

Citadel is an investor in Melvin Capital, which shorted GME and got flattened by redditors. Citadel is also Robinhood's biggest customer. They buy your user data from Robinhood and use it to profit from your trades before you make them.

Janet Yellen accepted $810,000 in speaking fees from Citadel, owner of Robinhood. Reporter: Are there any plans to recuse herself from advising the President on GameStop and Robinhood situation? Psaki: ‘No and she’s an expert and deserves that money.’

If they didn’t want people to get so bored and frustrated and resentful that Reddit tried to crowdsource a hedge fund bankruptcy then someone in charge should have done maybe even the bare minimum about the pandemic sometime in the last year so we could go to bars, for starters

@Dbwagner104 hedge funds funding an app to prevent regular people from buying tenders

This world needs less Wall Street and more chicken tenders. And not just "affordable access" to chicken tenders. Free chicken tenders for all. Just chicken tenders all the time.

Wall Street has made billions on the back of the worst recession since the Great Depression, and fought to deregulate finance to pre-2008 levels. And the moment regular folks beat them at their own rigged game, it's "SHUT IT DOWN." How about this: financial transaction tax. Now.

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Hedge funds shorting $GME are going to get bailouts before we get $2000. #StimulusChecks2000

@MakenzieLaneDA @Wizards_DnD YES! GO MAK! <3

I guess I can multiclass into Wizard... ✨ I’m so thrilled to announce that I am now a full-time Associate Game Designer for @Wizards_DnD! There’s already so much I’m looking forward to creating, and I can’t wait to get started. The adventure begins! #wotcstaff