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@appiecule @BarcaMike_ please they should get Kounde and Balde out of my squad along with that Gorilla and Ferran . get their ass out

@BarcaMike_ Report claim that Flick is happy with Cubarsi x Martin duo + Deco just renewed Christensen contract for 2 more years. The board wants to focus mainly on strengthening the ST + LW position. I hope at least we can sign a left footed defender.

If I were Deco right now, I’d make a very smart move in the transfer market before the Club World Cup begins… After Mallorca’s relegation, their striker Muriqi’s market value dropped to just €4.5 million. Can you imagine getting a La Liga top scorer for that price?! I’d go straight to Mallorca, buy his contract, then head to Atlético Madrid and offer them Ferran Torres plus €70 million for Álvarez, according to their demands. That way, we’d have two strikers who perfectly complement each other: one fast forward who presses, creates space, and helps the buildup, and one classic striker who scores from the smallest chance. And just like that, the striker problem would be solved 💙❤️🤝

@fcb_flame you shouldn't be watching football , how can you be comparing Ferran to Alvarez , wtf

@appiecule If u think alvarez press, creates space, helps buildups better then ferran then u need to do nothing and watch more football 😂

@appiecule you deserve a follow

Barça fans are way too emotional. People forgot Ferran Torres cost us against Chelsea with one of the worst open-goal misses ever, then bottled both Atlético Madrid games by missing easy one-on-ones. But the moment La Liga and the Super Cup were already secured, he scored in a Clásico, had a decent run, and suddenly people started calling him world class. One good month doesn’t erase an entire season of disasters. And he is simply not the level of number 9 that should start for a club like FC Barcelona, a club that had legendary strikers in this position.

@VikyInsights omo

I’m currently in Ibadan spending the weekend with my elder sister. Yesterday evening, we went for a stroll with the kid's and I heard beautiful praise and worship songs coming from a church nearby. As someone who loves worship, I decided to fellowship there this morning. I even woke up early for their workers’ meeting as someone who is already used to that just to make sure I don't miss a thing. During the worker's meeting, the head pastor was nowhere to be found (Not like I know him anyway). So, After praise, worship and prayers, the assistant pastor announced that the head pastor would arrive late or might not come due to an important engagement he needs to attend. Suddenly, a lady from the choir grabbed the mic from the choir stand and shouted! “Abi he has refused to show up today because I threatened to expose him? He impregnated me and he’s forcing me to abort the baby!” Everywhere went dead silent. All eyes turned to her. She hissed, dropped the mic, and stormed out. Workers’ meeting scattered instantly. I quietly carried my Bible and headed back home. It’s really disheartening how sexual immorality has become so common, even among those we look up to as spiritual leaders. 💔 When shepherds start sleeping with the sheep, the entire flock becomes prey. The Church must return to holiness, accountability, and fear of God. Leaders are not above the standard. What’s your honest take on this? 👇

You female genders will learn the hard way

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They nearly ruined him. Barcelona is the home of refuge where talents are revived to their optimum level.❤️🫡💙❤️

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Guess the current Barcelona player in front of Suarez

الموضوع بدأ لما ايريك جارسيا طلع يشتكي من تدريبات فليك إيريك جارسيا طلع قال انها تدريبات تفتقر للقوة والالتحامات وان لازم الوضع يتغير ولاعبين برشلونة يعتادوا على التدخلات البدنية بعدها فليك بأيام طلب من إدارة برشلونة يتعاقدوا مع معد بدني ألماني اتضح ان المعد البدني دا هو صديقه (أوليفر بارتليت) اللي كان معاه في كأس العالم 2014، من أفضل مدربين اللياقة في العالم أوليفر هييجي برشلونة ومعاه طاقمه بالكامل بالإضافة الى خوليو توس المعد البدني الحالي انتظروا أقوى فترة بدنية في تاريخ برشلونة Mostafa Khaled

'Ugly Viky'?🤣🤣🤣 Yet you’re out here defending a married woman who was caught with Chike, threatening more damages to an innocent man instead of being remoseful. The insecurity is actually on your side. I speak for standards. You speak for shamelessness. We are not the same. 😜💯

Finally! La Liga has informed FC Barcelona that they are back within the 1:1 financial fair play rule. This has been facilitated by Lewandowski's departure as well as Camp Nou revenues. In simple terms: more freedom in the transfer market, easier contract registrations, and far more flexibility in squad planning. It’s the closest thing to “normal operations” the club has had in a long time. But here’s the catch… if spending spirals again without matching income growth, Barça can quickly fall back into 1:2 restrictions. So the real question is: discipline or déjà vu? Would you risk the 1:1 for Joao Pedro or Julian Alvarez? (For more about the 1:1 rule and what it means, read my quoted 3 post thread)

Since Neymar is officially back with Brazil, we could actually see Lamine Yamal at the World Cup playing against his idol. This is one of those beautiful full-circle football stories: The kid inspired by Neymar’s highlights becoming the next global star and potentially facing him on the biggest stage in football. A real passing-of-the-torch moment between generations. Would you like to see this? What other dream football storylines do you want to see happen at the World Cup?

@Max_Mitroi Gdforbid

Some reports suggest that FC Barcelona are interested in Levi Colwill as the club continues looking at young left-footed defenders for the future. At just 23 years old, Colwill is already regarded as one of the most promising center-backs in Europe. Comfortable on the ball, strong in duels, capable of defending wide spaces, and naturally left-sided, he fits many of the qualities Barça value in modern defenders. Internally, the profile is seen as one with both immediate impact and long-term potential. It is reportedly understood that the player is interested in the move and that Barcelona’s interest is genuine. However, these are still very early stages, and there is still a considerable distance before any formal offer or advanced negotiations take place with Chelsea FC. The player is said to be open to the idea. What do you think about this move? Comment below.

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@iamChigoo ode

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