Denny North⚜️
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Denny North⚜️
@DennyNorth
Star of Home & Garden TV’s Bad Baths USA. Guinness World Records 2007, Largest Chess Set. Befriending planted earth in Silicon Valley.
Morgan Hill, CA Katılım Ocak 2013
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@MysterySolvents @bigcajunwba Two blondes on a waterbed… it’s a lot of E tickets, but Walt gets good… Well the punchline was women.
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@kevin_nealon Did you tell him there was some sort of fish paralyzer?
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@elonmusk When everyone has self driving cars, there will still be traffic.
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Elevators used to be manually operated and were especially risky if the operator was tired or inebriated.
Now, you just get in, press a button and a modern elevator, if inspected regularly, is extremely safe.
James Stephenson@ICannot_Enough
Nobody is skeptical of autonomous elevators because nobody alive today was even around to see a human elevator operator in real life before the last one got laid off. Automation is far safer.
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@EastEndJoe @SilipigniMario Arnold always does it again. Hey who you calling? Arnold Palmer to see what the par is on this hole.
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My dad passed away last week. He was old, but it was sudden.
Going through his stuff, it’s interesting to discover parts of his life.
We’re so much more than the objects we accumulate.
Also, for those of you out there who care, I appreciate your grace as I’m a bit unhinged. And remember, be nice to me, my dad died.

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This is the 49er highlight I said I’d send you, @RaphaelFils. Our cohost, and Cowboy fan, Jersey was not having a good night to say the least.
You Make the Call@UMackBacall
Near perfect prediction by Psychic Sportscaster (except it was a pass) and the reaction by @TTlstwt was priceless. Sorry @hacked_inactive, we’ll save the happy cowboy songs for next time. Many many thanks also to @Dufus_504 @MODexotics @WhatsonComeHere @DOM_FADDA @DennyNorth
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@shooterjennings Did this move your needle?
You Make the Call@UMackBacall
ELShrp composes wonderful songs for us with Suno.
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@MysterySolvents @smc429 Midnight Express in the Garden of Good and Evil Dead Part Two
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@chaconkie Can I be your sidekick, Garçon de Piss? I’m able to pee the stubbornnest poo stains off any bowl.
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@DennyNorth I can bm faster than a speeding bullet, and more powerful than a locomotive 😎
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@futwolfhardware @PlantRobinson I suddenly have a hankering for a hunk of cheese.
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@PlantRobinson I guess I haven’t seen Trump from the side in a while. Do you remember the cheese guy from the 70s?

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