Jeff Kelton ⚾️

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️

@DepressedMLBFan

Katılım Aralık 2023

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Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist·1d

70% of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, and healthcare, and there is a genocide in Gaza and Lebanon. Fuck the Met Gala.

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Sony Pictures@SonyPictures

Sony Pictures to release Spider-Man 4 on May 6, 2011.

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@bantheshift Washed pitcher to MAGA pipeline!

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alex@bantheshift·11h

what in the hell is going on man lmao

Acyn@Acyn

Noah Syndergaard says he’s envious of Trump’s mental sharpness “I'm envious of the mental energy that this guy has, the sharpness he has, the comedic nature of everything he says. He is a joy to be around.”

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·11h

Anyways enjoy Elly De La Cruz hitting an absolute piss missile off Noah Syndergaard!

Acyn@Acyn

Noah Syndergaard says he’s always been a huge fan of President Trump: It’s like a dream come true. I’m riding on bliss in this interview with you right now. I don’t understand the negativity he gets. He cares so much about everybody.

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·14h

People gotta wake up and realize that the billionaires are fucking evil!

More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS

Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night. At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan. The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.

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sean@_sn_n·18h

American democracy be like:

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·1d

How I’m pulling up to see The Odyssey on opening night!

The Odyssey Movie@odysseymovie

Defy the Gods. Watch the New Trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and experience the film in theaters 7 17 26.

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·1d

This dumbass thinks identifying a squirrel is hard? Yeah his brain is fried!

Acyn@Acyn

Trump: I took three cognitive tests. They are hard. Many people in this room couldn’t ace them. The first question is you have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a what's another good, a squirrel, OK? Which is the squirrel?

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·1d

May the 4th be with you!

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·2d

Our tax dollars are going to bombing children and promoting the tour for someone whom sang about fucking minors!

Tony Michaels 🎙@thetonymichaels

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·2d

Scalpers deserve nothing but eternal suffering!

Dexerto@Dexerto

Pokemon Pop-Tarts are already being scalped after returning for the first time in 25 years The Target-exclusive boxes cost $2.89, but sold eBay listings show some going for up to $25, not including shipping

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·2d

The pedophile protectors in the Republican party that are running this country will go on TV and tell us with a straight face that China is bad!

Dexerto@Dexerto

A court in China has ruled that it is illegal for companies to fire staff and replace them with AI

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Jeff Kelton ⚾️@DepressedMLBFan·2d

It's crazy that the only places you can find Ted Cruz now days is Cancun or on his knees in the Oval Office for Trump!

Ten Years Ago Today@tenyearsnow

Cruz responds to Trump's JFK assassination claims at a press conference in Indiana: "This man is a pathological liar... a narcissist at a level I don't think this country has ever seen... he's utterly amoral"

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