Nick Clegg

Hello, remember me? This is my last tweet in my current form before I regenerate, it's like an evil Dr Who

Just got a text from Vince, asked if we got that pension reform in in time, what do I tell him #GE2015

Sorry I sounded so glum in my speech, I'd just drunk some orange juice after brushing my teeth #GE2015

Glad to see that Ed and Nige will probably have to resign, megalolz with me and the gang. Where did you all go gang? #GE2015

So after some time to reflect the exit polls show that we've done a fantastic job and looking forward to mine and David's win

Please vote for me, I promise* to fulfil my promises this time

Looking forward to a night off tonight, will probably spending the night polishing my CV off and watching Gogglebox #GE2015

Hang on, I did that, did no one notice? #politics @independent ow.ly/i/8LkMj ow.ly/JztFk

Very sad news about Robin Williams, a true genius and easily the best member of Take That #RIPRobinWilliams

How you can drive future of North's economy - read @DeputyPM in @yorkshirepost and have your say here tinyurl.com/nr9fobt #Yorkshire

@WilliamGrist guns lots of guns #faragewasright

Hello, remember me? No me neither

Due to the #gagginglaw I've been banned from being critical of the government, I've been practicing since 2010...

The reason I won't discuss setting up a coalition post 2015 is the fact we'll win by a majority, obviously

@ahisbani @jeremycorbyn legitimate ffs

I still can't believe Ben Affleck is going to replace Gareth Bale at Tottenham #spurs #bale #Batfleck

I am the new who! #drwho #DoctorWho

We're closing the NHS tomorrow but none of you will notice thanks to #RoyalBaby

Oh, I've just had a call from @Gideon_Osboner and its been overruled, it's going to be called David #RoyalBaby

I've had confirmation from those in the know its going to be called Nick #RoyalBaby