CASTRO 👑

The Secret to Success is the Secret.

rich guy wey get low self esteem na naija babes spec.

Moniepoint headquarters is in the UK. 241 Southwark Bridge Road, London. But their operational base is in Lagos. So let’s call it what it is. They are hiring in Nigeria, paying in naira, while the headquarters sits in the UK. The CEO wakes up in London, goes to the office, grabs his morning coffee, pays rent in pounds… while the workforce powering the system is earning in naira. And the Customers are Nigerians Nice one. 🙂 Sometimes, just step back and understand the perspective of what is actually being said.

Happy birthday to the Cisse nonuplets, who turn five today! 🥳 On 4 May 2021, nine children were born to Halima Cisse (Mali) in the Ain Borja clinic in Casablanca, Morocco. This is the first known incidence of nonpulets surviving birth.

Will you be a pastor wife if your husband’s church is at Iyana ipaja and congregation is 30 people who are students and retirees?

A parasite cannot date you without your consent. Nigerian men are the ones wilfully exchanging financial provision for sex and calling it relationship. How can the only thing a woman miss about you be money?

I sent the moniepoint Group job post to one of my friend and here is his feedback. Mind you this person has worked for leading companies all over the world

This is simple, really. He's giving you the power to choose to engage. If you engage, you're interested, if you don't, no one is pestering you when you know you're not interested. W-W, really.

"Are you seeing the irony yet or I should wait small" Adond!e💔😭😭😭

Mom’s are geniuses 🤣 this lady on TikTok told her 4 year old son that if he willingly goes to school and behaves 5 days a week she’ll let him skip 2 days and do whatever he likes 🤣❤️ oh the day little man discovers the weekend there will be blood!😭

Yahoo culture never moves me 😃😃😃. They didn’t start today, it’s been far back since 07 and even farther. They bought End of discussion then, then discussion continues, Big daddy, convertibles and so on. Yahoo boys house back then, nah Gen dem dey use build am, once you see any house they are working at night, you just know its them. Where are they today ? A good number are dead, many are useless on the streets, the money grew wings and flew away for most. It’s a cycle, benefit boys did worse, they are sending applications up and down now. Focus on where you are going, it is the blessing of God that makes one rich and he adds no pain to it.

The reason why I don't do relationship today Is cause it takes me less than an hour with a women to figure her mindset out. The moment I sense any sort of entitlement mentality, I'm out of there, I work too hard to be any woman's "Real or Intentional Man"

Capri-Sun sells one formula in the West and a different one in Nigeria. Neither is real food. The Western version is so loaded with sugar it WON'T FREEZE. The Nigerian version FREEZES not because it's better, but because they cheapened the formula for a price-sensitive market. Both contain roughly 10% actual fruit juice. The rest 90% is water, sugar, and "natural flavourings." They got sued in America. Pulled from Tesco shelves in the UK. For lying about being "all-natural." But they're still selling both versions to African children without apology. Your grandmother's zobo was 100% hibiscus, ginger, and cloves. No lawsuits required.

This adika video dey always kee me 😭😂😂

Kabiru Adediran, the first-ever Nigerian to enter the International Power Slap Competition. 🇳🇬🔥 He was Davido’s former bouncer, and it was the Nigerian artist who gave him the name “Hulk.” 💪🏽

- She's young, 18 - Highly likely a virgin - She doesn't have a single tattoo - She's beautiful - She's fertile - You can see the innocence in her eyes etc But they want you leave beautiful young virgins like this and date 30+ washed non-virgins with tattoos just because you're 30+ too. Refuse, you're in your prime.

The beginning y’all did not see

my advice for any talented Nigerian is to find a way to move out. the opportunities outside is unbelievable!

Meetings that were supposed to take few minutes would extend to 1 or 2 hours and end without any progress. Since it was a remote setting, some people will be literally cooking food and when they turn on their microphone to speak, you’ll be hearing sounds from pot. Or do I mention when I texted a colleague on slack and he was not responding on time and I had to huddle? Well, his girlfriend (I suppose) joined the huddle and told me to stop disrupting the movie she was watching on an official laptop. You’ll take your own job serious and try to have async conversations but global talent will tell you he went out to cut his hair and he’s not close to his laptop during work hours. You then check the general channel and he did not indicate he will be offline for a few minutes. Shey na so global talent dey behave? Or is it the lamba during standup?

A man will come to the office with a beautiful girl, see a 2017 RX350 F Sport worth 50M, and then price it at 25M claiming he wants to buy it for the girl 🤣 And when you don’t agree, he’ll tell the girl, “That’s how much their cars cost, don’t worry I’ll tell my guy in the US to ship one down.” Meanwhile, the same person came in a 2008 Camry 🤣 Bro, you can literally sell dreams to some women and they’ll believe you. It’s even the ones that act classy most times them BBL girls 🤣that fall victim

That’s the first mistake you make as a man, marrying into a poor family. You are finished.