Derb Hean

y/n? #outside

@rubiabandito I took myself. Slammed a #5 and some onion rings.

@DerbHeanREF next time derb

at whataburger, does anyone want anything?

@munchichix I don’t even eat sweets like that but this may be an exception

My big back thought this spoon was chocolate lmao

How you gonna hit my line after 2 years and still be bad at communicating

@trapunzel2k Honestly, some pretty awful people work in the NICU too.

“Peds nurse” and it’s the most awful unkind girl you knew in school

Extra garlic butter I got Benihana issues

LinkedIn posts be like: “My wife cheated on me with her tennis coach and took everything I own and the kids— this is how I used this experience to pivot my leadership role and further enhance my career trajectory.”

@trapunzel2k OH YEAHHHHHHH 😎😎😎

BLING BLING, BITCHES IZ MADDDD

I’m loving my leg day routine

BigX should just do an entire cover of Choosing Texas tbh

@megtardd @stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Idk the context of this meggy but I’m on your side

you have 22 yr old brain dead producers running a show where all you’re talking about is how bad the show is?? talk about literally anything else jfc @stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb

@fragrancewife Back to the basics

coughing with your mouth wide open feels so good, I get why children do it

@megsxzum 🥶🥶🥶

fartmaxxing on the bus and stinkmogging everyone else

@quokkagatorr Yes but the timeline remains unclear

Eating an entire bag of goldfish gets you an extra 18g of protein. No excuses

@ughitssummer Wholesome

Yall don’t know shit about Pascals Law and it shows

@blondehotcoffee Asking the important questions

why would an elephant even be in the room ??

@trapunzel2k 👑 shit all day errday ‼️

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