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DerekAudette

@DerekAudette

12 feet tall, porous surface, Grand-Master Accubationist. Very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson? ...Back off, Man! I'm an #artist.

Ottawa, ON, Canada Katılım Eylül 2025
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DerekAudette
DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
118K+ followers, 23K+ posts over 16 years (SO much work to build such a following), verified account way back when it actually meant something. Sept. 2025 - X.Com terminates my account, wont tell me why, won't reinstate it. #XSucks #CanISue #ToHellWithX
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@Ginmaez @Be_likeMango @grok I was told this in school. The Mercator Projection was explained to us in geography class in 6th grade, if I remember correctly - might have been 7th. Certainly prior to high school. What school did he go to?
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ᴛᴡᴏ-🆁@Be_likeMango·
Hey @grok please explain it to me like I’m 5 years old !!
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@WhiteHouse People aren't angry. Trump is angry - along with a handful of addlepates who look to Trump to provide them with their opinions.
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The White House@WhiteHouse·
When is ABC Fake News Network firing seriously unfunny Jimmy Kimmel???
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@LePapillonBlu2 To Grok Imagine: "Create a hilarious Donald Trump / Jefferey Epstein meme." Grok:
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ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ@LePapillonBlu2·
Everyone who replies with a Trump/Epstein meme will be re-posted.
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N.@lostnishh·
Hey @grok Remove the Mobile from this picture 👀🌚
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DerekAudette
DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@robbystarbuck I think it's hilarious that there are people who are so obtuse they don’t understand that ‘No kings’ is about rejecting monarch‑like authority within the US, & that whatever other countries do is entirely their own business - something the No Kings movement isn’t concerned with.
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Robby Starbuck
Robby Starbuck@robbystarbuck·
I think it’s hilarious that Democrats spent their political might and tons of money on "NO KINGS" protests just to give a standing ovation to the LITERAL King of England. You really can’t make this stuff up. Biggest bullshit artists of the century. 😂
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@1981Descartes @robbystarbuck No kings FOR THE US. It goes against the founding principles of the country. What other countries do or choose for themselves is their business. That should be fairly easy to comprehend, no? Are Republicans really *THIS* stupid?
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Andrew@1981Descartes·
@robbystarbuck Nothing says "principled stance" like protesting the concept of a King on Monday and giving a standing ovation to a literal King on Tuesday. The "No Kings" era lasted about as long as a New Year’s resolution. #NoKings #KingCharles #PoliticsToday
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@KoruturkBey Headline: Woman wearing "Hey! Look at my ass!" pants is upset that someone was looking at her ass.
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Korutürk Bey@KoruturkBey·
Genç kadın, çalıştığı restorana gelerek sürekli barda kahve içen adamın bakışlarından rahatsız oldu ve video çekerek adamı ifşa etti. Olayın sosyal medyada gündem olmasının ardından adam bir daha o restorana gelmedi.
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@BoLoudon Over the course of just the last year alone Trump has accumulated about 75 times as much wealth as all previous Presidents over the last 100 years COMBINED during their time in office. A visual representation: @sully_dawg/video/7591939596146035982" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@sully_dawg/vi…
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Bo Loudon@BoLoudon·
Estimated net worths before entering the presidency and after leaving: TRUMP (2016–2021): $4.5B → $2.4B OBAMA (2009–2017): $1.3M → $68.7M W. BUSH (2001–2009): $20M → $40M CLINTON (1993–2001): $1.3M → $120M TRUMP is the only one to lose money.🇺🇸
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
Man kills wife. Goes to prison. Gets out. Remarries. Starts a cookie blog. The CIA is involved. The pets have terrible names. The mop is sentient with resentment. We published something genuinely strange this week and we're not sorry about it. derekaudette.com/murder-mops-an…
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Dane
Dane@Terrorised·
@darkvdred They faked the video it’s Ai 🤖
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@JohnnySpinu @DawnTJ90 You said your guess was that turbines wouldn't produce as much power as it took to build them before needing to replace blades. I said that was untrue. You asked for a study. I gave you five. Now you're simply moving the goalposts.
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Johnnychu@JohnnySpinu·
@DerekAudette @DawnTJ90 Nice so if they work optimally all the time. =) FUN FACT THEY DONT But hey the grift continues. Check out the solar panels destroyed by hail in texas=) or thw solar panels owned by waves in China. Also how do you dispose of the blades? You don't just bury them right?
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@JohnnySpinu @DawnTJ90 Can you name a power generating system that does work optimally all the time? Have there not been coal fires? reactor leaks? Oil spills? How do you dispose of nuclear waste? Or, the toxic chemicals & heavy metals produced by coal & oil? These aren't rational rebuttals.
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Johnnychu@JohnnySpinu·
@DerekAudette @DawnTJ90 Show me a single study. Or maybe how many watts it produces over its life time. Talk is cheap. Grifting is cheapeat
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@JohnnySpinu @DawnTJ90 A modern wind turbine, over the span of a typical operating lifetime, will produce between 20-25 times as much energy as it takes to manufacture, install, maintain them throughout the entirety of that same span, and decommission them.
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Johnnychu
Johnnychu@JohnnySpinu·
@DerekAudette @DawnTJ90 Will they produce as much power as it took to build them before needing to replace blades? My guess? Hell no.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
I’ll save you some time on the Iran address: • It’s Biden’s fault • 48 hours • Two weeks • Some incoherent gibberish • We’ve won • We are way ahead of schedule • It’s a little excursion • We have obliterated them • We’ve knocked out all their ships • I could open up the Strait of Hormuz • Go get your own oil • They gave us a present • NATO are cowards • Something about Nuclear weapons • Allies are useless • We need allies • Nobody’s ever seen anything like it • Fake news • DEMOCRATS • Obama • More gibberish • I know more than the generals • Greatest foreign policy ever Am I missing anything?
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DerekAudette@DerekAudette·
@sflorimm ...reasonable, if not leading edge, advances in AI while operating under the prospects of a relatively limited AI bubble and an economy that's not being artificially inflated by massive circular investments in AI contributing to drastic overvaluation of AI tech firms?
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Floro S.
Floro S.@sflorimm·
USA has ChatGPT USA has Grok USA has Claude USA has Gemini USA has Llama USA has Copilot China has DeepSeek China has Qwen China has Ernie China has GLM China has Kimi China has MiniMax Europe has?
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