Derek

When Covid is over “Mask Off” will be on top of the global charts. We will finally understand why his name is Future.

When you about to pull out but you look at her face and she look like a good mother

@Jonnalynn_1705 You rock.

I have all of the Christmas shopping done, Valentine’s Day done & Oaklei’s birthday done. 😅😵‍💫

@dontbeastrick Bc he made you perfect at everything else.

So many good singers in this world. Why couldn’t god let me be one of them?

@dontbeastrick Were you though...

YES NETFLIX IM STILL WATCHING. STOP ASKING.

@dontbeastrick I can swim..

Don’t burn bridges you can’t rebuild.

@Jonnalynn_1705 Happy birthday little buddy!

My baby turns 3 today. Where has the time gone? 😩💙

Idk how some of y’all are on your second marriage. I can barely get anyone to take me on a second date. 😅

@adam_clem88 That’s why I stay up for 3 or 4 days.

I’m tired of this 1am-7am sleep schedule

Can I just give my degree back and we forget about the payments?

@TheNotoriousMMA break your leg on your own time pussy. I’ve seen cats fight longer than you bitch.

@Jonnalynn_1705 Old enough to party.

@DerekClem God you’re old.

*Turns the volume down so I can see better while driving.

@JohnniTillman I’m still training my liver, like I never left college.

I had 4 white claws last night. My level of hungoverness is embarrassing . I definitely can no longer hang 😩🥴

Normally I would say this isn’t me but it honestly might be

If the DMV is always so busy why aren’t they sprouting up in every open lot like Dollar General?

I already want another bike. 🤔

2020 was the year of the trick shot.

@mtthrrld Oh good call.

How accurate is this?

@TRV_40 It’s common for those with abnormalities to give their flaws to a character or maybe someone they idolize to feel better about themselves and relieve some of the embarrassment.