Derek Corner

@ClydeFC any news of how Ross is doing?

@FrDidymus No potholes on railways

A thought as we bowl along towards London on the train at 100mph. If our roads are in such an appalling state due to underinvestment, are our railways suffering in the same way?

@achnahaird2 @LucasSa56947288 You cannot operate on something that is already removed

@LucasSa56947288 Obviously brain surgery !

🚨BREAKING: There’s been Speculation that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center. What could it be?

@achnahaird2 @0hour1 And USA doesn’t even speak proper English

@0hour1 No they wouldn’t you yank wank.

Everyone in the UK would be speaking German if not for the United States.

@ScottishSuffra1 Jews Christians and Muslims share centuries of common history and worship the same Heavenly Father

My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.

@theiaincameron When we visited my brother in Edmonton we went into the Rockies and went in a special bus up onto snow slopes. Guide couldn’t wait to tell us ‘do a pee up there and it will end up in three oceans’

So, because there is no absolute authority on this subject, we must therefore reluctantly conclude that, for now, it’s equal honours for Snow Dome and Triple Divide Peak when it comes to which mountain is truly the world’s only triple ocean divide. /END

There is only one point on Earth from which when it rains water can flow into three different oceans (Pacific, Arctic, and Atlantic). However, Canada and the USA both lay claim to the disputed title. The answer to which country wins, oddly, lies in the Hudson Bay. 1/n

@ClydeFC Well played lads

FULL TIME | Clyde 2-1 The Spartans And breathe.

@charliersmith1 Hang in there. Keep positive

Today has been a really tough mental health day. Lots of dark thoughts and just not in a good place. But, I made it out for a walk so that’s something! 😊

@ClydeFC Look like Stranraer have 12 men in the pitch

25: Connell's long throw drifts agonisingly across the face of goal but nobody gambles on it [0-0]

@ClydeFC @craigblackphoto New ball boy?

@RoyalPhilSoc @bethtaylormezzo @rarescale @Robert_Laidlow @PeterBrathwaite @Sam_Fernando @FretworkViols Well done you

Receiving RPS Thea Musgrave Composition Grants for composer-performer partnership are: David Gorton and Carla Rees @rarescale, Emma-Ruth Richards and Jennifer France, @Robert_Laidlow and @PeterBrathwaite, @Sam_Fernando and @FretworkViols, Stuart MacRae and @bethtaylormezzo. (2/4)

We are delighted to announce almost £50,000 of grants awarded through the RPS Thea Musgrave Fund, supporting composers and performers dedicated to contemporary music. You can find out more about this year's grants recipients here: royalphilharmonicsociety.org.uk/rps_today/news… (1/4)

@haveigotnews Standing for President of the USA

Can you fill in the missing words of this headline? 🤔 Our favourite comment to this Missing Word Round (and the actual answer) will be revealed on Tuesday's episode of In The News This Week, the Have I Got News for You podcast! 🎧 Subscribe here: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/in-…

@charliersmith1 Happy birthday hinny. Keep smiling

5 months ago, I tried to end my life. I was at rock bottom and didn’t think things would ever get better… Well, I’m so glad to say I was wrong, and today I’m still here, celebrating my 32nd birthday 😊

@SP_EHRCJ @churchscotland Not sure schools do religious instruction. I was a teacher prior to retirement and taught in the Religious and Moral Education department. Education NOT instruction- big difference in my mind

We took evidence on a Bill which changes the process for withdrawing pupils from religious instruction or religious observance at school this week. Rev. Stephen Miller, from @churchscotland, joined the first panel ⬇️ Watch the session: ow.ly/OTfp50X62XH

@FrDidymus 👏👍

Either I’m getting even less entertaining or fewer people are seeing my tweets. It’s probably a mixture of both to be honest.

@BBCNews Big concern. Why did he keep those emails for so long?

Tories demand answers on Mandelson in letter to Starmer bbc.in/462Uq8o

@charliersmith1 Hang in there hinny

Sorry for being quiet. In all honesty, I’m still really struggling with my mental health. But I’m getting help, and I’ve made it out the house for a walk, so that’s something! 😊

@TheFigen_ Donald Trump resigns

Let's see your creativity? Maybe it will come true because words have power.

@BBCNews Hope he gets charged for the security cover. And more importantly I hope he realises that Janey Godley was right!

Security tightens as Donald Trump tees off at Turnberry bbc.in/3IQPNVH

@ClydeFC Well done boys

✅ Mendy sends the trialist the wrong way ✅ Williamson sneaks it in via a touch from Gromov! Clyde win the shootout! [4-3]