Derek Dohren

The ghost of Boris Johnson haunts Rishi Sunak says the BBC's Chris Mason. Meanwhile, his continued corporeal existence haunts the rest of us.

Charles can take comfort that he won't have to sit through another one of those.

Liz Truss has summoned the Russian ambassador to explain his nation's actions, probably over tea and biscuits. They'll probably have a general whinge about the weather too. That must be enormously comforting to Ukrainians.

I'll give the credit where it's due. Well done John Major for diverting lottery funds into Olympic sport back in the 90s. Fair play to you sir.

Hopefully England going on to win this tournament will finally stop the Scots going on and on about the English always going on about 1966. Booooooring.

It's the last 16, not the round of 16. It's the woodwork, not the frame of the goal. And ffs, Christian Eriksen was saved, he didn't die. It's a triumph, not a disaster.

Christiano Ronaldo criticised for moving the coke bottles; Harry Kane questioned for not moving them ... you know what people, get a fucking life.

@bobthomson70 Rockin it mate.

@bobthomson70 Consider yourself lucky. I registered with the nearest NHS dentist taking new clients (11 miles away) back in January and will not reach the top of the waiting list for a year.

@ZiggyPoet I get annoyed by aesthetics, when lines get longer or shorter as the poem goes on, inconsistent stanza lengths etc.

@barneyronay Or some dodgy mac wearing dude on the back row of the cinema.

Like hearing pundits talk excitedly about how Scott Parker “holds himself”. It’s like he’s a really impressive contestant on strictly come dancing

Not wanting your private life constantly invaded by media low lifes does not mean you have no right to publically express your opinions, as some seem to think. #MeganMarkle

A 'Battle of Brits' tennis tournament sounds as relevant as a Ugandan cross country skiing championship. Think I'll pass.

Snow Moon, 270221

I hope Sir Geoff's not watching this #INDVENG

Dominic Cummings, Ted Cruz - it's amazing how often "being a good dad" involves fucking off on holiday when you fancy it

Always remember, it's a flange of baboons and a whoop of gorillas. #NTNON

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Who did the weeding in The garden of Eden? youtu.be/g3qJIKaawNc

Not quite getting the hype for It's a Sin. I thought Pose had more soul to it.