Derek Dtrick
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Derek Dtrick
@DerekDtrick
believe in your friends // don't believe in your enemies
Minneapolis, Minnesota Katılım Mart 2009
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@LuxuryWatchGuy1 This page has opened my eyes to great watches. As a novice, I still go @ROLEX.
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55.5k followers is crazy I made this account as a joke
F it….i am gonna raffle off a vintage Rolex datejust because I love you all and I’m a little tipsy
Get this post to 5,500+
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And it’s a done deal 🤝
Rules are as follows:
1) comment or tag your fav watch brand, like, and follow to qualify
2) retweet illl count you twice
3) free shipping in the USA ONLY
*P.S I’m gona raffle it off anyway if we don’t hit those numbers yall are family
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@YahooFantasyCC getting error message “must be 13+…” before my draft. Went through age verification and nothing changed. I’ve used Yahoo for FF many times without issue…
Please help.
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What are we doing @Twolves_PR?
Charlie Walton@CharlieWaltonMN
Wolves-Nuggets jersey schedule (Gs 1-4): G1: Wolves (Association), Nuggets (Statement) G2: Wolves (Association), Nuggets (City) G3: Nuggets (Statement), Wolves (Association) G4: Nuggets (Icon), Wolves (Association) No throwbacks, even at home.
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@TeamStoreWolves So no classic edition jerseys for the 02/27 game?
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I just gave my kids an epic "Back in My Day" Summer rant and I got on a roll...
Here are 16 reasons Summer in the '90s crushes Summer in '23 and why our kids are soft:
1) Gatorade Citrus Cooler > every crappy Prime flavor
2) No Gatorade? Thirsty? Any garden hose on the side of a house in the '90s will do. Tasted better, in fact...
My kids: "Gross. It has no filter."
Me: "Filters weren't even invented when we were kids. Drinking mud and hot copper from the hose made us stronger."
3) Kids in '23: "Can you text Joe's mom to see if he's home?"
Really? Now we have to go through 7 texts so you can see your friend? The old way was perfect:
Kids in the '90s: "I'm calling Joe's house to see if he's home."
4) Even better in the '90s...
Kids: "I'm biking to Joe's to see if he's around."
Parents: "Good. Be home at 5."
Biking > driving
Calling > texting
5) Kids in '23: "Can you set up a playdate with Ed?"
Parents, when did the term "play date" take over? It's lame, weak parent-speak. It's our fault.
We should stop using it.
Our kids don't need dates to shoot driveway hoops.
Kids in '93: "Can Ed come over?" (simple)
6) Kids in '93: "Ken Griffey Jr. is the most awesome baseball player ever!"
Kids in '23: "What's baseball?"
7) If your kid likes a PB&J sandwich in 2023 it takes them 10 minutes to say so:
"This PB&J is so gas it's fire my guy no cap."
Describing a tasty PB&J in the 90s: "It's good."
8) Kids in '93: "I'm going to see The Sandlot in the theater with all my buddies Saturday afternoon."
Kids in '23: "We're watching some streaming super hero thing I don't know what app it's on."
9) Kids in '23: "I found this funny online video it has this guy at the zoo and he...."
Kids in the '90s: Chris Farley. Jim Carrey. Adam Sandler. Will Smith.
10) Kids in '23: "Alexa, play that AI song with Drake and KPop?"
Kids in the '90s: "I memorized all the words to Tribe Called Quest's 'Scenario'"
11) Kids in '23: "I'm watching this YouTube channel of this kid with a British accent making fun of high school videos he finds on YouTube."
Whaaaat??
How absurd are these shows?
Kids in the '90s: Saved By the Bell
12) Kids hearing a joke in '23: "i loled"
Kids hearing a joke in the 90s: ***actual laughter***
13) Kids in '23: "I'm on a group hangout with my friends."
Kids in the 90s: "A group of us are going to the park to hang out."
14) Kids in the 90s: "Can me and my friends walk to the pizza shop to get lunch?"
Parents: "Here's $5 to get two slices and a Coke."
Kids in '23: "Can we order Uber Eats for lunch? It's only $47.50?"
15) Kids in the 90s: "It's Friday night! Let's go to Blockbuster and cruise the aisles and grab a New Release and get some Junior Mints and popcorn."
Kids in '23 sitting on the couch: "Disney+ doesn't have anything new."
16) 90s kids: Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Kids in 2023: LeBron James' usage rate is....
ughhhhh zip it, dorks.
Jordan was better.
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If you're on team 90s, share this ASAP and follow me @Jon_Finkel for more like it...
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@JonKrawczynski Keep up the great work Jon. Appreciate your honesty from this season. Onward to next year and eventually a championship celebration. See ya at Headflyer!
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The Wolves needed more in Game 5: more players, more rebounds, more 3s. They put up a fight, but head into the off-season as a team that always left you wanting more. theathletic.com/4451413/2023/0…
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@ArtemTepler As someone who’s 5 years in and followed this strategy it makes me very happy to hear you say this haha
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@N8RealEstate Curious to hear what the terms on these deals are.
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@TwitterSupport Twitter 2FA workflow is forcing me to use iOS instead of letting me choose an Authenticator…
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@mengelmn @seandsweeney 100%. The cold is not fun but I’ll take the beautiful summers in exchange.
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@DerekDtrick @seandsweeney With the temps in the winter and mosquitoes in the summer. Even bragging about all the good is going keep most people away.
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@seandsweeney Oh absolutely - merely kidding. Would love to see more people moving here. Minnesota is a hidden gem!
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@DerekDtrick Population growth is a good thing for our economy.
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Im pretty sure my Twitter algo is dead😰
Just to test, im going to give a complimentary weekend stay at one of @airconciergeinc properties if this post gets over 1,000 likes;
To enter, just reply "Stay @AirConcierge",
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I ain’t gonna keep looking at these false statements about my boii russ man, as a teammate who sees the elite work ethic this man has is incomparable. He got an office because he’s committed his life to this game. I never had a teammate who motivate me more then russ 💯
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