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@kaylzkinz @CityPowerJhb I just experienced a crazy power surge where my energy went off for a half a second. But I work the night shift, so I woke up to my phone not charged. Was there a power outage all day?

@CityPowerJhb Power was back for 15 minutes and is off again. Please please restore is tonight. It’s been off 12 hours already!

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I saw Jimmy Kimmel hurt grandpa's fragile feelings again? Good. TEAM KIMMEL 🔥

@Geniustechw When I worked in a juvenile detention facility, 1 of the kids broke my partner's nose and I definitely ran as hard as I could to tackle the kid to neutralize the threat. It probably didn't feel gentle for the 6' 3'' child, but I would never stomp on his head and kick him.

Police officer kicks a man in the face and stomps on his head after he broke a female officer's nose, according to police. Was this justified?

Who’s gonna tell him 😏

@AllyJKiss Where is the lie about Stephen Miller?

Jimmy Kimmel calls Stephen Miller a “racist”, “white supremacist,” “baby Hitler” in his ‘alternative’ White House Correspondents’ Dinner. This is NOT comedy. This is why radical leftists carry out violence against the right.

@the_matt Trump is the one who has been pushing hate. Speaking out against a man’s actions is not causing people to try and assassinate him. It seems like you guys are trying to squash free speech.

If Trump was killed last night and I tweeted this, how would you describe me?? Trump just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!

@TheOnlyDSC staged

The Democratic Party are domestic terrorists.

@MarioNawfal I'm not seeing where the lie is here.

Here's actor Mark Ruffalo calling Trump a “rapist pedophiIe” The guy who tried to kill Trump yesterday called him a “pedophile, rapist" Connecting the dots yet?

@TinashePeter_ Bro, no one's falling for this completely staged shooting. You guys can't be this dumb to think it's real.

I disliked Obama, Never wanted him dead. I disliked Biden, Never wanted him dead, I though Kamala was an idiot, Never wanted her dead. You see that leftists? That’s what we can being SANE.

@BrilynHollyhand This was all staged, you guys really can't be this dumb still.

You can't call President Trump "Hitler" every single day and then act shocked when another attempt is taken on his life. Gen-Z, we can't be silent any longer. They're trying to kill our President and some are scared to repost a pro-Trump post. Stand up. No more silence.

@EricLDaugh Let's just hope his ear heals faster than the last time

🚨 JUST IN: Elon Musk says it PERFECTLY after tonight’s shooting at the WHCA dinner featuring President Trump “They are willing to die to kill the democratically elected president.” He’s right. THIS HAS TO END. HOW MANY ATTEMPTS until the left calls it out for what it is!?

This is why President Trump needs to build the WH ballroom.

@mattvanswol Are you guys still dumb enough to believe these aren't staged?

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL MY PRESIDENT!!! THE LEFT IS EVIL AND VIOLENT AND THE PARTY OF MURDER!!!!!!!!

@w_terrence You guys seriously can't still believe these aren't staged

Scared for Trump. How did someone get a gun inside the building where President Trump was? Somebody needs to answer this right now. President Trump has had attempt after attempt on his life, and we are supposed to just accept that someone was able to get that close with a gun? Absolutely not. Secret Service needs to explain it. The FBI needs to explain it. Whoever was in charge of security needs to explain it. Because there is no good answer. This should have never happened. We need to protect President Trump at all costs. And to every person who keeps calling him a “king,” a “dictator,” a “threat to democracy,” and acting like he’s going to put Americans in concentration camps — this is what reckless rhetoric does. You put a target on this man’s back. I’m pissed off, and every American should be demanding answers. Someone should be held accountable for this White House Correspondents’ Dinner Shooting.

@krassenstein I wake up, read the news and instantly think..... another assassination attempt to divert from Iran and Epstein!!

@djblinx1337 @muddymutt @Kagan_M_Dunlap Are you guys dumb enough to still believe these aren't staged?

@muddymutt @Kagan_M_Dunlap Wow, you’re extremely mentally retarded. One of the most retarded people I’ve seen on this platform, it’s actually mind boggling how retarded you are….

There Was Active Gunfire At The White House Correspondence Dinner. The Shooter Has Been Apprehended and is in Custody.