Derek Furtado

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Derek Furtado

@DerekFurtado

Stand-Up Comedian and Father of 2 boys. Stars in and producer of the award winning documentary Be A Man https://t.co/dNf9QF9m7n

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Haziran 2009

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·19 Ara

I'm a single father to wonderful kid. He's a teenager, transgender and I happen to be a stand-up comedian. #singlefather #teenager #transgender #LGBTQ #love #daughter #son #standup #standupcomedy latimes.com/socal/daily-pi…

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·19 Oca

“You Got Mossed!”

Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

Kayshon Boutte HOLY SMOKES!!!

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·16 Kas

This wasn’t done on purpose at all.

Netflix@netflix

Mike Tyson's pre-fight interview got real cheeky. #PaulTyson

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·30 Eki

Great Joke! “Politics is like Only Fans. The more you pay, the more you get to see what’s really going on.” ~ Colin Quinn @iamcolinquinn #politics #onlyfans #jokes #standupcomedy #comedycellar #stamps&tea

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·28 Haz

The pressure of voting for president is like defusing a bomb in an action movie. #PresidentialDebate2024 #PresidentialDebate #debate #Trump2024 #Biden2024 #Republican #Democrat #politicaljoke #jokes #standupcomedy

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·5 Nis

Brooklyn! Earthquake? #nycearthquake #earthquake

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·16 Oca

The NFC East is not being nice to their fans right now.

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·10 Ara

@RealEmirHan Desparado 1995

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·19 Kas

Did y’all hear that new Enya album from André 3000? #Andre3000 #enya

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·12 Kas

Right down the street from my apartment is the Kings Theater in Brooklyn. I don’t have tickets for @Jokoy but I did feature for him at the @cmdyconnection a few years back. I hope to perform there one day. #comedy #standupcomedy #kingstheater #goals #brooklyn #newyork

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·14 Eki

This bird was later killed by a Randy Johnson pitch.

Tersoo Adorowa 👑🇳🇬🇱🇷@king_tersoo

@FAFO_TV

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·14 Eki

Which side are you on with this? Shannon Sharpe or Ochocinco?

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)@shannonsharpeee

Dawg Ochocinco wanted to cry because he couldn’t believe what he was hearing from unc Shannon sharpe 😂😭💀 Unc told ocho that if he had a girl she couldn’t use the restroom with the door open Unc also said he broke up with a girl bc she passed gas in front of him

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·14 Eki

True Story!

Savage@Savageboston

The Patriots have missed this since the moment he walked out the door

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·8 Eki

Amazing!

Savage@Savageboston

The view of Tom Brady watching Malcolm Butlers super Bowl interception. Doesn’t get better.

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·23 Eyl

What?! 😲

Savage@Savageboston

This is the most unbelievable stat in NFL history. 🐐forever.

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·23 Eyl

What?! 😮

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·12 Eyl

No words.

NFL@NFL

Wilson to Wilson to tie the game! 😱 📺: #BUFvsNYJ on ESPN/ABC 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus bit.ly/3EwiuSy

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·17 Ağu

This!

Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson

This is heartwarming 🥲

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·6 Ağu

At what point do you change how you manage your life? This should be one of those moments. I hope this guy breaks up with his girl, shakes the guy’s hand behind him, becomes a life coach and writes a book. Then years later, smashes the girlfriend of the guy behind him.

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·15 Tem

Absolutely hilarious!

WGN Morning News@WGNMorningNews

SNL’s James Austin Johnson wowed with his Trump and Biden impressions: tinyurl.com/3vbry2v4 @shrimpJAJ

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Derek Furtado@DerekFurtado·11 Haz

2 Sold Out shows with @MichaelRapaport at the RI Comedy Connection! Two question we both talked about in the greenroom… 1. Do the @nuggets win in 5? 2. Did @TheNotoriousMMA go too far attempting to reenact the closing scene in Ace Ventura?

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@iamcolinquinn @RealEmirHan @Jokoy @cmdyconnection @MichaelRapaport @nuggets @TheNotoriousMMA @elonmusk