Derek Patterson

And you learn the hard way that it's never a good idea.

@bigsnugga Bro acting like if you order DoorDash, they kidnap someone out their house and force them to go deliver ur food 😭 Do you know how the DoorDash app works, you performative imbecile????

me when i like someone and want to continue the convo

Have you ever gotten road rage walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

I really get mad when they rearrange grocery stores 😭😭😭

The Chef.

Job applications be like, “How did you hear about us?” Bro… was it a secret?

Things you’d never hear me utter.

me laughing at the joke I haven't told yet😂😭😂

My mom really needed that chicken thawed.

i hate posting stuff that makes me look hurt cause i really be chillin 😂… i just agree

Ngl once you find your person, no one even interests you anymore. like for real lol no one has the same vibe, no one matches your energy as much as they do. everything is just better with them. and not just relationship wise, friendships as well.

Whoever said consideration is the highest form of love cooked. You can’t claim to love your friend, partner and family but not be considerate.

just APOLOGIZE to your partner when you know you messed up bruh… all that manipulative behavior and getting mad at them for being upset when they have a valid reason is just weird. people love to say they’re grown until it’s time to take accountability.

Me tweeting my audience

accidentally burn ur tongue and ur whole week is ruined

I be rushing to get home & do NOTHING but relax

having friends who genuinely love you is a blessing fr.