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DerekSzman

@DerekSzman

Half Baked Ideas, Sensible Solutions. Stocks, Sports, Crypto $AMC $ETH EMA.

Providence, RI Katılım Mart 2009
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DerekSzman@DerekSzman·
@barstoolsports Patrick Mahomes needs to follow the Aaron Rodgers playbook and just abandon his family
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DerekSzman@DerekSzman·
@SoveyX In the US you can pick any Bananas you want at the market
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs? Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage. One is ready today. The next one is ready tomorrow. The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.” Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem. What do you think? Would you prefer your bananas this way?
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JRPG Tolkien 🦅
JRPG Tolkien 🦅@BigLarry138·
@Polymarket They need this guy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
How anyone can run a business in these conditions is beyond me
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Bad Hombre
Bad Hombre@Badhombre·
AOC cost 25,000 people their jobs in Queens by opposing Amazon’s project. Elizabeth Warren and Mayor Pete cost 17,000 people their jobs by opposing the JetBlue-Spirit merger. Gavin Newsom cost 82,000 people their jobs by driving Tesla, SpaceX, Oracle, Chevron, Palantir, Charles Schwab, and HP out of California. Joe Biden and Kamala cost 11,000 people their jobs by shutting down construction of the Keystone XL pipeline. None of this was a mistake. It’s a policy choice by Democrats. Unemployed and displaced workers turn to and become dependent on government social programs. Without welfare recipients and illegal aliens, Democrats don’t have a base.
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Versuhtyle
Versuhtyle@Versuhtyle·
Jaylen Brown is that rare psychopathic combination of super fucking smart and completely in denial of his flaws Hence the shoe polish hairline Don’t know too many 30 year old single NBA players never married with zero kids who prefer losing as the 1st option to winning as the 2nd option The peak self absorption is unmatched I bet you anything Embiid was busting on him directly post-game in such a way that had Tatum cracking up Great player but probably friendless outside of groupies
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral

"It was my favorite year of my basketball career" - Jaylen Brown (h/t @rileysbetter )

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Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
I bet you can't guess it right 😋 Difficulty - Hard 🤯
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Stephen A Smith
Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith·
Props to the @sixers. Big-time win. But I’d don’t understand for the life of me how the @celtics spent 6-straight possessions launching 3’s — including 3 from @FCHWPO — in the last 2 min of a 1-point game. How? Why? Nobody goes to the hole? Tries to draw a foul? Get to the free throw line? Oh Well. The @sixers deserve this moment. The. Monday arrives, as to my @nyknicks.#LetsGo
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SamlAdams1722@Adams1722Saml·
@realErikDPrince @WallStreetApes I get my own green coffee beans from Central America, roast and grind them myself...better, fresher taste at 1/10th the price. And for road trips there is this amazing invention...the thermos.
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…
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jj smith
jj smith@war24182236·
SAN FRANCISCO 7th & Market st
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Spencer Pratt
Spencer Pratt@spencerpratt·
They not like us
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Roseanne Barr@therealroseanne·
LA is a shithole country. Anyone who can rescue it from Democrat corruption is ok by me. Make Los Angeles Great Again.
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Dear Self.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_·
This economy is so fkd up. you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food.
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DerekSzman@DerekSzman·
@DubiusManic @ClownWorld On this exact device in this video there is a contactless option (tap). Scimming can be avoided in this particular situation
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Dubius Manic@DubiusManic·
@ClownWorld Thats like my biggest fear, When I heard this was possible, No Keypad was trusted.
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Clown World ™ 🤡
Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
A woman at Dollar Tree spots a card skimmer on the register with a fake keypad hidden underneath the real one. She calls it out on camera while the employee denies anything is wrong and acts confused.
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DerekSzman@DerekSzman·
@Kate032155 @ClownWorld My debit card (bank) sends me notifications sometimes hours after I make my transactions. It defeats the entire purpose of the whole thing
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My credit card company immediately sends me text and email alerts every time my card is used. The alerts show where the card is used, the time it was used and how much was charged. That makes theft by a skimmed credit card difficult. I can also put a pause on my credit card via the credit card app. I set up the alerts for my credit cards in my online account. I don’t use debit cards so I’m not sure if they have those monitoring capabilities.
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NBACentral
NBACentral@TheDunkCentral·
Here’s how the new lottery odds will look: (h/t @LevAkabas )
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Undefeatable@mariaba692·
@ZexuFang @hashjenni There was no free stuff. Just bribes and looting by USA. Been looting human and natural resources fom Africa for centuries. Time to stand on your own two feet. Kleptomaniac country.
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Jenni@hashjenni·
In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.
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Kristian Campbell’s struggles seemed to make a big impact on Craig Breslow’s view of the hitting department, per @TheAthletic: “Multiple people also singled out Campbell’s major league struggles as a source of Breslow’s frustration with the hitting department… there was a sense within the clubhouse that Breslow blamed Fatse for Campbell’s inability to live up to the projections.”
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Trice High@Tr1ce_H1gh·
@ShamsCharania So if a team is genuinely terrible and NEED the benefit of a talented player in the draft… they just… stay terrible?
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The NBA has disclosed to its 30 GMs a singular new anti-tanking reform that expands the draft lottery to 16 teams, flattens odds, and have a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams are penalized with fewer lottery balls for the No. 1 pick. ESPN details: espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
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