Deric Cahill
26 posts


@itsJohnRocker Does this mean you belong inside Donald Trump? 😂
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@geekbarvape “One puff and you’ll be hooked” you dumb fucking cunts
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🍊 JAM-packed with flavor.
Introducing the Orange Jam from the all-new JAM Edition — where rich, citrusy sweetness meets smooth satisfaction.
Think orange marmalade on a summer morning, but in vapor form.
Bold. Zesty. Unforgettable.
🔥 One puff, and you’ll be hooked.
#GEEKBAR #OrangeJam #JamEdition #FlavorBlast #VapeVibes #GeekKnowsBetter #NewDrop #JamPackedFlavor

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I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!
The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!
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I knew this would happen.
@McDonalds doesn’t let any part of America exist without its presence.
#GulfOfAmerica

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@ManKind586 Hey man, unfortunately we stopped making chocolate back in September 😭
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@DericCahill Yo! I love the product fam! Any where I can buy locally in Dallas?
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@brooks_mud @IanCarrollShow Same here — but we grew really fucking fast and it was really the only option at that moment
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That’s a huge number. If I was to do it over again, I would NEVER shop my production out. I’ve heard so many bad stories. Our first 4.5 years I ran the production and the quality control was very personal. After we found our copacker, it was a constant battle to get refunded for bad product. Sometimes we’d have up to 1/4 of our run unsellable because of bad labeling or under filled jars. It took so much time and effort to track their mistakes and get refunded, it totally out paced the “savings” for shopping out the labor. You live and learn I guess.
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Let me ruin Valentine’s Day for you.
Disclaimer- this was a paid post when I made it last year- Wicked Bold and @DericCahill are still based and worth supporting. Dudes selling out comedy shows. He rocks.
Support family owned businesses!
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@brooks_mud @IanCarrollShow Dude, same here. Copacker caused roughly 150K in losses and we couldn’t come back from it.
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Dude that is fucking insane. That’s exactly what shut down our nut butter business. It was our copacker. I’m really sorry to hear that Deric. Running a small packaged food business is a huge risk and the slightest bad luck or bad partnership can take you out. I really liked your “no fucks” marketing. I think you could do something great again if you have it in you. We lasted 10 years and got burned twice which was unrecoverable but I still want to do a healthy hazelnut cocoa butter again one day. It’s just so hard to get back on your feet after you get knocked down, but it’s a worthy thing to make healthy food products. 🙏
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@_DavidWebb @IanCarrollShow And for the sake of dialogue.. I’d consider myself centered/libertarian… slightly right and slightly left depending on the topic.. I am not a fan of Trump but hope he does a good job.. and not a hater of his supporters.. but do find it alarming to make MAGA a personality trait
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@IanCarrollShow @DericCahill Deric is awesome, and hilarious. One of my favorite TT creators. But I believe his company folded due to getting screwed by some other company if I recall right. He's also a liberal and hates Trump and his supporters.
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@_DavidWebb @IanCarrollShow Lmao okay this was a rollercoaster of a post… started strong, ended a little loony.
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@bronze_age_zee @IanCarrollShow @TruthUnitesUs Jesus cursed us for doing it, we’re out of business. The holy man cast his mighty fist at us.
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@IanCarrollShow @TruthUnitesUs @DericCahill I was going to buy some of dude’s chocolate until he dropped the JC in his pitch.
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@IanCarrollShow @DericCahill Really should not use Jesus name in vain. It’s sad he felt the need to say that.
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