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@medoliyy I either give to old lady or the pregnant woman. The guy is already on his crouch, if he was able to came till metro, then he probably able to stand with the support. The mother with child, same logic, she could carry the child or hand it over to old lady or the pregnant lady.

Psikolojik test. Yerinizi kime verirdiniz?

@MissFawzia_ Disgusting

She wants a what ?? Imagine your partner walks up to you to request the big O 😳🍿🎬

@omotodun_ Yes, 2 days a week to office. Rest at home, cozy and relaxed from all the bullshits

Serious question: Do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone?

@IrfanPathan @ChennaiIPL Needs to wait for next announcements for any injuries

To be honest @ChennaiIPL has been very unlucky with injuries, despite that they still did well so far. Nazar utar lo yaar.

@ohhanxiety True

Men, is this true

@Zaffar_Nama 90 * 100 cr people like you

I fuelled up my car yesterday with 30 litres of petrol. Today the prices are up by Rs. 3/- so I saved Rs. 90/-. Please advise where can I invest Rs. 90/- for maximum returns.

@deebayleaf True, we do that.

One of my friends from Kerala told me that if you hire a cab there and visit your relatives, the driver is also invited to dine at the same table as everyone else. Furthermore, this sense of equality extends to restaurants as well. I truly hope this is true; it is beautiful if it is, especially since we see so much classism and mistreatment of drivers, domestic helpers, and other professionals in the rest of India.

@wordofshekhawat People don’t rate him? Buddy check a match where Hardik was in captaincy, overseas match. The city was filled with Sanju’s poster for the tournament. Google it!

Believe it or not, but this is a fact Sanju Samson can’t score run on pitches where there’s swing, seam movement, and That’s one of the main reasons why people outside India don’t rate him

@SelflessCricket Man, CSK made a slow pitch into a batting pitch

Still trying to find the reason for dropping Akeal Hosein right after one bad game. Can someone tell me why they dropped him??

@Nafees_22 @CricCrazyJohns Better than Chokli

@CricCrazyJohns Sanju Samson performed against finished teams in the T20 World Cup and CSK fans started hyping him like he is Donald Bradman. 20(20) 😭

Sanju Samson dismissed for 20 from 20 balls

@TimesNow Respect goes both ways. What he seeks is called “entitlement”

Will Kohli Play WC 2027? 'I’ll keep working hard… I don’t need to prove anything,' Virat Kohli opens up on the 2027 Cricket World Cup, ruling out playing just to silence critics. - Kohli will play the 2027 WC only if 'valued' - He says respect matters more than proof @karishmasingh22 shares more details.

@PTI_News According to this logic, if fuel shortage and increasing the price, does anybody think like “oh 3rs increased, I should not buy any petrol” and save the crisis? This is scamming the people, making use of supply & demand.

VIDEO | Delhi: Petrol, diesel prices hiked by Rs 3 per litre each. A consumer at a fuel pump in Dhaula Kuan, says, "We have to look at this from two perspectives. There are two ways of understanding it. Individually, it definitely affects people, but if you look at the overall situation, wars are going on across the world. Fuel is becoming difficult to procure, demand is increasing, and the barrel cost of crude oil has gone extremely high. Considering all these factors, even if prices are increasing by Rs 3, as citizens we need to understand the larger picture. At the same time, inflation will definitely be affected because whenever petrol or diesel prices rise, all associated sectors are impacted and the prices of goods and services increase as well. Given the current global situation and the ongoing wars, I believe the government must have taken this decision after careful consideration. In my opinion, we should support it." #PetrolPriceHike #DieselPriceHike (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)

@Chronology1008 @CricCrazyJohns Who is he?

@CricCrazyJohns Honestly Rajat patidar deserve indian T20 team captaincy 😢

Ravi Shastri backs Sanju Samson to be the Captain of Indian T20I team in future. [ICC]

@CricCrazyJohns He deserves it more than anyone in the squad.

@mufaddal_vohra Man, he deserves it more than anyone in the squad

Ravi Shastri has backed Sanju Samson as India's future T20i captain. 🏆

Ravi Shastri has put forward a fresh candidate for India's T20I captaincy in the future when speaking on the latest episode of The ICC Review 👀 More 👇 icc-cricket.com/news/shastri-b…

@Believer6543 @BCCI Riyan

@BCCI Guess that one player

🚨 News 🚨 India A squad for ODI tri-series in Sri Lanka announced. The upcoming tri-series is scheduled to be held in June, 2026. More Details ▶️ bcci.tv/articles/2026/…

@KLeeeyah He’s a gem, good one bro

@WIONews @AadhyaJunejaa Once you start to take the IPL match like some local club, unfamiliar faces, batting only pitches, eventually everything will be lost.

@MeghUpdates Man, made me laugh to the floor

BREAKING: Jihadis from Bangladesh's Islami Andolan took to the streets in Dhaka, issuing open threats to PM Modi & CM Suvendhu and warn of "attacking India" unless ousted West Bengal CM Mamata Banerjee is reinstated following TMC's heavy defeat to BJP in the assembly elections.