Dermot Blaney

@MaddenCian Derm is love, Derm is life #Derm

@jackmullarkey3 Jackie, give this budge my number yeh? #SeriousBoscher?

@MickMelia96 Yeah Mike, Ray gave me some advice for the big game tomorrow you know. Just said "Blade them cunts." Whatever that means? #Nure

So eh, Joey texted there to tell me to stop requesting consideration for the Six Nations squad. Thats alright.. just one persons opinion #DB

@dmarshall96 Yeh Marsh Darsh, if you've recovered from your recent concussion are you game for some serious bench tomorrow? #Legs #Stan

@tb_frenchy French French, focus on cup time. Use that sexual frustration on the pitch #Derm

@Schmidt_NZ Yo Timmy, I thought I saw your dad going to say something to me but then backing out? Did he forget? Does he want my number? wb

Wait a minute, the interweb says 15 players on the pitch per team. All my plays involve the 16 and 17 running deep lines. Back the the board

Team announced today, sorry to any Budgies who didn't make it. Maybe if you keep playing Tipper you'll be successful like me some day #Derm

@FerdiaOBrien Yeah Ferdia just eh wondering if for you're up for some prehab tomorrow? Is your place at around 10:05 suitable mon? #Bench

@Andy_Roche1 Andy, Im thinking of buying some whats it called...preotine. Any tips big guy? #Chestandbiceps

@Rorymurraynure Money vs. Senior Cup Rory? #Derm

Lads, text me your birthdays so we can sort out training for those exact days and the days right after

@amyfeighan I see a lot of to and fro activity between you and @Rorymurraynure, just worried that his mind might not be fully in the game..

@NailerBosch serious boschers

@Andy_Roche1 saw a micra driving through my estate, wondering if it was you looking for a game of tipper? If you can't find my house text me

Attended mass at the gud old Nure, that Jesus guy, biggest budge. #SeriousMass

@Howiyabosh Money! The old ball and chain got me a new phone so text me your number there and we'l sort out a game of tipper over Christmas

Just wondering if anyone knows this Al'u Kha'ka besch. Nigerian prince apparnetly, emailed me to help him find his buried treasure #budgie?

@Schmidt_NZ I got a missed call from a private number there a while ago Timmy, just wondering if its your dad trying to get through? wb