Dermot Keyes

Reading is a better use of time than arguing with strangers.

Devastating for Hearts having made all the running this season. Martin O'Neill got Celtic across the line and ensured his Parkhead statue in so doing. Who foresaw Scotland producing Europe's most dramatic title race this season?

Impose a 13-day suspension. He can play the following day...

An old shopfront resurfacing on my home patch in Portlaw...#Waterford

One of the great competitors of the past 25 years...

35 Years Ago Tonight – Fergie and Robbo ❤️🇾🇪❤️

#MUFC not going on to win last year's Europa League hasn't diminished the most batshit finish to any match ever played at Old Trafford...

Thirty-five years ago. What a night. What a kit. What a win. #MUFC

Politicians come and go, cats remain.

Being British Prime Minister is akin to the average Premier League manager's stint in any one job nowadays.

That Kinsky save might keep Spurs up. #PremierLeague

Injury time has been more incident packed than the previous 45 minutes! #SpursLeeds #PremierLeague

Thirteen added minutes. What? #PremierLeague

Spurs haven't touched the ball inside the Leeds penalty area for 25 minutes. What on Earth has happened to football? #PremierLeague

Roscommon going all the way would be something...#GAA

Hi all, Anthony’s Twitter has been hacked this evening. Please don’t click on any links! Thanks

@gazzzzz That has never bothered me either, to be honest.

@DermotKeyes Unless it’s that other shower! The defending champions….

Arsenal winning the #PremierLeague title would be a competitive positive having not won it for 22 years, and all the moreso when those 115 charges are still hanging over Man City. The prospect of City's dominant era being deemed legally fraudulent can't be ruled out...

@gazzzzz Why anyone would root for City - other than City fans - escapes me. If United don't win the league, I genuinely don't care who else does.

@DermotKeyes We can only pray….

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@KieranDowling1 @Arsenal United won a league with Tom Cleverley in midfield. Still hard to credit alright. Outrage? That's overstating things a bit.

@DermotKeyes So why point it out today if they’re not the only team at it ? There was a Utd team in fergies last year that were pure scutter , I don’t remember any outrage about them ? League isn’t done yet , hopefully the @Arsenal win it n boil all the hypocrites when doing so .

Arsenal getting a decision at a corner when they have been routinely manhandling players all season long at setpieces. They'll be the least remembered champions in living memory. #PremierLeague