Howard Dern❤️‍🔥

@bobdylanlover63 No no Jazz, YOU never LISTEN to what I’m SAYING. The WOMAN was IN Georgia and flying back to JERSEY. I can’t remember, I can’t keep track of your honeys😂

@DernHoward Did clarice actally spend 7 hours in LaGuardia thats insane. All for georgia. Damn. Remeber we were gonna go to georgia. What was my girlfriends name that came with us.

Serious question — what percentage of Americans fly regularly enough that long TSA lines are a REAL political issue for them. I fly A LOT which to me means maybe 5 times a year. If security is bad… so it goes.

@bobdylanlover63 YOU crashed it, I should’ve never let you take it for a spin!

Throw back 1977 Mr. Lewies warehouse in meat packing district… let just say I was packing meat in these days. Lol. We were scoundrals. @DernHoward do u remember this night we jacked the fork lift and crashed it we got all that oil and slime and shit on are faces… best of times

@BestMovieMom @bobdylanlover63 you’re an oak.

Every mustache you see in Tombstone (1993) is 100% real. Director George P. Cosmatos banned all fake facial hair, forcing every actor to grow their own period-accurate mustache to ensure the film looked as authentic as possible.

@bobdylanlover63 Nah nah nah that ran its course, he’s with some Guinea now. Nice girl

Howie is your son still dating that goth chick, the cricker?

@bobdylanlover63 What does that mean?

People actually died for that slenderman shit

@bobdylanlover63 I think the president should be picked out of a hat, all adult citizens have a shot, then we pull a name every 4 years. In the aggregate I think we’d be better off

President should not even have a salary. Kind of a funny concept that we pay them. Everything they possibly want or need is given to them. Food housing medicine basketball games all that shit. Just give them a pension when they leave.

@MrRedude @SteveRydell82 I’m pretty sure dentists are what they call “ball washing bastards” Thank you Dave going pretty good over here. 👋

@DernHoward @SteveRydell82 Don’t be a prick Howie mans just trying to have good dental hygiene Separate tweet: hope all is well mo say hi to the wife for me

guy at the dentist was trying to talk politics

@bobdylanlover63 After an umpire ejects you, they’ve played their last card. You can do whatever you want, cage match, you’re already ejected

@bobdylanlover63 As a former umpire, no, once you make the call that’s it. Reversing yourself will cause you to lose the respect of everyone in attendance. As a former player/coach, no, once you’re ejected you’re not trying to get unejected, you’re getting your moneys worth.

Has anyone ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever even one time ever talked there way out of getting ejected. Like they all argue and the coach comes over. Whole Show. Does it ever work

@bobdylanlover63 @stephanicci I did my time! Can I not escape my past?

@stephanicci @DernHoward how about 4

Having 1 DUI is kind of sexy and mysterious but 2 is undignified

@SteveRydell82 @bobdylanlover63 @millihag @MauriceMathBook Who’s Carl Maury?

@bobdylanlover63 @millihag @MauriceMathBook Howie is Carl Maury is Frank

The fountain of youth is a pretty direct metaphor,, echoing earlyer biblical baptismal allegory of rebirth,, for the healing power of water. The revolutionary, teleporting, suffacating (or I should say drowning), power of a nice swim.. Landlocked peoples live in desolation...

@bobdylanlover63 Of course, it was fun but it didn’t last long😂

Howie remeber the “Batman” story line we swore off guns

@bobdylanlover63 @SteveRydell82 Wise words

A very importent and WISE piece of advise from my buddy John. @SteveRydell82 please listen to his prudent advise and antedotes.

@bobdylanlover63 Oral fixation

Everything can be classified into either a band name, song name, or album name. Name anything and I’ll tell you what it is.

@bobdylanlover63 Oscillating fan

@bobdylanlover63 Cracked rear view

@bobdylanlover63 Grievous wounds

@bobdylanlover63 They are great, I will be posting an update on that later, but I’m having a hard time finding a chemist that’s willing to “play ball” if you know what I mean.

@DernHoward Love the tatas on the First Lady… Howie I love your sensitive side. You should paint. How are the experiments going with the cigarets? Love, Jazz

One of my favorite things about art is people are just doing whatever they want. No restrictions, no rules. And you can go look at their paintings at different places. Here’s my favorites from Frieze LA