Derrick Balsom

@SGTWipper1Each Lima Charlie

Buddy Check! Y’all read me?

Spot on!

@Ur_a_Smartass_C Yeah. I want a 45 long colt

Any fans of lever action guns

@SGTWipper1Each The 24 hour clock

What's one thing civilians will NEVER understand about the Military?

WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎 70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow. Too slow? You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you. Too fast? Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal. You try to hold a respectable 75. Immediately passed on both sides. One car has no headlights. Another has its hazards on for no reason. Somehow both are going faster than you. And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights. Not gradual. Not polite. Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds. No accident. No construction. No explanation. Just vibes. You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good." Wrong. It starts to rain. Not normal rain. Florida rain. (IYKYK) The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility. Wipers on max, still losing the fight. Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices. No toll booth warning. No buildup. Just vibes and consequences. Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours." Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?" And somehow, through all of this … There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution. Welcome to Florida highways. Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

@Ur_a_Smartass_C It was a Chinese made Remington 870 and straight out of the box it wouldn’t cycle a round

Tell me about the worst gun you’ve ever bought. I’m bored sitting in this dialysis chair

@femalebodybuil6 Beasty Boys

Name a white rapper that isn’t EMINEM🔥 🤨🤔

@SGTWipper1Each I had to steal that one

If only it were that easy.

@nickimoraa That’s not gonna work long term

I'm starting a relationship, but he doesn't accept my daughter. What should I do?

@arva61138 I can

Who here has proudly called FLORIDA home for more than 10 years?

@DieselBABE20 Palm Beach Gardens Florida

If this comes across your timeline , reply with where you are from…. Me: Tampa, FL

@BenStiller Fuck Ben stiller. Has been and was never funny

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

@DonutOperator Awesome @TheAKGuy

Brandon got it, boys!

@braves2430 Tennis

Can You name 1? 🫡

@Matt_Pinner No

Be Honest If someone gave you front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. Would you go?

@ronsterd89 So good

Who grew up eating cucumbers and onions with vinegar? 😋

@4thOfJuly365 She is actually really smart but doesn’t act like it anymore

🚨Algo Test: If you're scrolling and see this picture of Jasmine Crockett you must answer one question for me. What do you think her IQ is?

@Old_SchoolEddie I got one just to try it. Took 2 bites and threw it out

Am I the only one who has zero interest in trying the New McDonald's burger, the Big Arch?

Most valid crash out in Family Guy. Quagmire wasn’t holding back