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@delpieri Ceaser salad? I mean there’s loads - vegan breakfast with tzatziki and butter? Rocca instead of Rocket. Backed potato.

Spot the mistake... #NotMyBreakfast

@Arsenal owners proving how little they think of fans by strong arming them to renew tickets - if you choose a season ticket holiday, they won’t guarantee you’ll have seats together the following season. My cousin and I have been going together for 23 years #fansdontmatter

I think Dominic Cummings is off Matt Hancock’s Christmas card list this year 😂😂.

@TheLastLeg @alex_brooker Please for the love of God turn your video off - I cannot look at your face with THAT shirt!

@AshleyBanjo Don’t normally retweet but what you guys did tonight has compelled me to do so. I’ve felt for a while that the message is being lost but you guys brought it right back to the forefront!

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King Jr 🖤

@georgecaroline3 I believe it’s if you have £16k of savings

People need to know that if they apply for Universal Credit they won't be eligible if their partner earns £16,000 or more. #MartinLewis

@SoccerAM did you notice Deyverson being shot during his celebration in the Europa league during the week?

From the Tory Manifesto costings document

#thelastleg is this ok?

@IanWright0 I mean - I was in love with him before #imacelebrity but now I’m going to build a statue in my garden 😂😂

@DaveMannifield @ShappiKhorsandi Someone from Pakistan is a Pakistani. Historically the abbreviated form of Pakistani has been used in a derogatory way to refer to all Asians whether from Pakistan or not. In my experience ignorant people use it to describe anyone who is remotely not “white”.

I’m glad this lady is saying ‘paki’ a lot on #bbcqt .... the word still stings when said out loud. I was called it as a child, by adults. I thought we’d left it in the 90s, but here we are.

@JamesRaulStokes I would refuse to make a 6.

Only absolute psychopaths drink their tea at a 6

youtu.be/4LZ3P1sv9jE @Trevornoah just went top of my list and it isn't a sympathy list

They only went and did it! Win the Euros and he'll get the keys to the city 😂 @GarethSouthgate

@theonlyst3l Do you work in a school?

@theonlyst3l Me: happy Father's Day. Dad: ah - your finger is better. Me: huh? Dad: you didn't phone all weekend - I thought your finger is broken. Me: it's Sunday dad. I phoned you on Thursday. Dad: ah yes - I forgot.

@theonlyst3l My favourite is "just because you shout louder doesn't make your point more valid"

Just spent the best part of 2 hours making a vegan savoury tart. It is by far the most hideous thing I've ever made 😷

@theonlyst3l That's my favourite. En na bao Goong grin na kamw renew do insurience