Desmond Hume

@AnaLuciaLAPD @pace815 @julietlost The one and only… nice to meet you. I've heard we have one thing in common: we're not fans of the hatch!

@Pace815 @AnaLuciaLAPD @JulietLOST My goodness, the ole beach sure is crowded tonight!

@TalkingLOST DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

DO NOT RETWEET THIS!

@Samantha_OUAT Having spent my fair share feeling quite trapped, you have my sympathies.

Guess what? I'm making moonshine scotch. You're invited to the uncorking next full moon on our beach. Blondes named Penny get in free. sigh

@Pace815 You know what makes the sandy shore a lot more fun? "Des' Bonfire and Whiskey Night!"

Today's little project: boar haggis. Who's with me?

Today's island forecast: chance of rain at any time. Again. This is why I've got constant bath hands.

“@TheDharma_Lost: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?” Smells like carrots.

Lost my temper earlier today. Punched a coconut. Yelled at the waves. Now all I want is tea with honey. Do bees live on the island?

I've had three people today ask me about my "solar boat race." It was a bloody SOLO boat!

@CabinJake Spend some time in a monastery and you pick some of the magnum lingua.

@Desmond_Brotha Well, this certainly is a surreal experience, talking with myself. Looks like having a Dharma fillet mignon was a bad idea.

@CabinJake And how. At least the hatch was always clean.

@CabinJake Ah, the old "game of passing?" Sure, I'm… wait for it… GAME!

Lets get this Dharma family larger! Spread the word! #dharmainitiative #dharma #lost

You know what this island needs? An Ikea. Simple palm frond mats, cleanly-designed bamboo beds, black horse meatballs in the cafe....

@CabinJake @cutedog_ You can't talk to a dog, mate! Horses, hurleybirds, tree frogs… they're all just animals!

Found some Dharma "Hydreos" today. Your standard Oreo knockoff, though the creme was a bit sweeter. Anyone got powdered milk?