That skeleton guy

"Why are u introverted?" Me:

Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

Me when someone wants to involve me on their social plans

Me staring at my bed one last time before I go to work

your ranked opponent is not a human. they are an abstraction of evil that must be eradicated at all cost to maintain your self worth.

I don't think I'll ever forgive Sony for ending service on Destiny without a D3 in the pipe and nuking the dev team so unceremoniously. The buildcrafting is absolutely wild in this last patch. The team was cooking. Y'all messed up. Imma remember that. 😫

Having a good day as an adult is literally: • got paid • ate something good • nobody annoyed me • went home • sleep

@IntrovertProbss Yeah, I have to look for parking on Google maps ahead of time.

Does anyone else get anxiety going somewhere new because you don’t know what the parking situation is going to be, or are you normal?

@kiesha9i I like mean cats too

y'all meet one mean cat and let it ruin all cats for you... like HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CAT PURR ON YOU???? how could u hate cats

@introverts007 Stupidity can be enjoyable to watch though, as long as I am away from it.

Introverts don't socialize much, not because they're antisocial. They just have no tolerance for drama, stupidity & fake people.

Realized that my nonsocial nature is not due to anxiety or shyness, I just simply hate socializing.

@thewhiffkhalifa I fuckin love cow print 😭

cow appreciation day or something moo