Dr Twinkletits

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Bananas are so fucking gross they're the only food that gives me an actual physical disgust reaction just from the smell I hate them so much but SOMEONE KEEPS EATING THEM IN OUR ACCOMODATIONS AND NOW THE WHOLE ROOM SMELLS LIKE FUCKING BANANAS

@oneonefiveklok Bananas are very yummy

@resurgamcfo KITTY FILTER PRANKS ON MANAGERS!!!!!! 😂

@GearJeanPierre If your ever not sure, my office is always open!

@DethklokTherapy I feel fine, i think...

So many of you people need therapy.

@555klok he worries that 555 isnt doing as fine as he says he is, so he tries his best to speak to him (though his best isnt exactly good enough-), he gives 555 extra banana stickers to try and lift their mood at times as well!

//this is gonna be fun to do

@555klok Uh huh... right... ...atleast you didnt call me twinkle-tits.

@DethklokTherapy I literally just said I'm fine, doctor banana man

Sometimes I think I should try out therapy then I remember I'm a man and realize that I don't need to #rockandroll #imfine

I had to draw this stupid interaction from a gc😭

@DethklokTherapy pickles only likes the therapy if it involves something he likes; cats, for example. otherwise he is very difficult to get to open up and he only does so with a lot of banana stickers and a guarantee of a lot of beer.

@oneonefiveklok @555klok Right... well, my office is always open if you need someone to talk to, you even just a quiet place to hang around☺️

@DethklokTherapy @555klok We're so fine we're chilling

@resurgamcfo ...Im going to keep my mouth shut about this

I look nothing like this.

i dont fucking want it. ..ill keep it though.

@DethklokTherapy //STOOOOPPPP gay man caught being homophobic during PRIDE MONTH/J

//yall really purposely not saying someone's name right during pride month is crazy ngl /j

@COOLESTKLOWN You said "Twinkle-titties" not "twink-let-its"

@DethklokTherapy THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!!!

ROCKZO'S ALIVE OUT OF PURE SPITE, MR. TWINKLE-TITTIES

@oneonefiveklok @555klok I really dont believe that...

@DethklokTherapy @555klok We're fine, Doc, we're chilling.

I WANT A DOG!!!!!!!!