Andrew 🐁

⠀ Andrew or Kieran, either works (>ᴗ<) ｡ He / Him .ᐟ 16 #cattwt #shtwt⠀⠀꒰🦄 ୭ ⠀no dni ! I’m fine with edtwt interacting but I’m not gonna like your posts about it, sorry ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀) #promotwt ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ #bmf

Today the only thing I had to eat was a 13 day old expired baguette and a cherry zero sugar Dr Pepper until my mom got home . Need food !

I hate the way my veins look all the time. Wished my mom cared more about giving me access to food than telling me I need to eat more 🫠

@suisIaIune “Variety”: > Andrew 🐁 > not Andrew

i really fw the variety of oomfs i have

twitter feels like instagram notes lowk no one gaf about what u have to say

🎉 CONGRATULATIONS 🎊 You just pulled a 💎 MYTHICAL 💎 KIRK KIRK KIRK SAHUR 😭‼️ (1 in 910k Chance) Will you KEEP 💰 or DISCARD 🗑️ ?

@d7deadfall Get a live one, way less crystallization

its called science, mom, live a little

@d7deadfall The masses... they want kitty cat… the horror

@Detmerized no they do cus i have a girl who wants to do exactly that

girls keep liking my profile on this chat site, but i have this in my bio. what about this is attractive to them? are they stupid?

@d7deadfall The women… they want puppy dog…

@Lucykittygirly nipple worm

what is thiat

@jax28064212 It keeps doing this to me for the most random stuff 😭 atp im just asking Siri

@Detmerized Maybe if you leave and rejoin the world it might work

@bogs7water7 They don’t want me to get torches because they want me to die immediately. It won’t show me like half of the things even when I search for them and really confused.

I told my mom that I was tired three hours ago, and she told me that I couldn’t go to bed yet because I hadn’t eaten dinner yet. So she’s making me stay up until she gets back from getting food, because we don’t have any here, and she has to walk

If i ate glitter would i pee glitter ?

My mom told me that we have to get barbecue chicken pizza. The next time we get pizza.

lifts my leg to pee on you as you scroll

Does anyone else have Minecraft essential? Me want to play Minecraft. We only have my cat as a company. He meows at me and it scares me, because he’s very mean and he yells at me and he takes my mouse and he hits me over the head with it.