Devil96

***THREAD*** The EIHL 25/26 seasons list of appalling takes/fans chatting utter shite. Starting with this pearler 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Ashshadowless Me and the wife done it at Xmas. Told Joey it’d be his fault if I decked it as I was extremely hungover 👌🏻😂

So. Low key really wanna do a puck sponsorship before the end of the season and I know it’s probably just my anxiety and me over thinking it, but it weird thing to do for an adult because I’ve always see kids on the bench 🫠

@pghOOC @BizNasty2point0 Decided to go to the mighty #CardiffDevils instead 👌🏻

@Kurt__roberts 😂😂 I’ll have to keep my eye out for him lol

@Devil_Dare99 I think it was end of period 2 but the women behind me says he gets thrown out every week hahaha

Some of that officiating tonight was abysmal 😂 Other than that . . . UP THE FUCKING DEVS! 😈 #CardiffDevils #EIHL

@Kurt__roberts 😂😂 amazing! Thought it might be 7. I’m sat there but been heading back to the bar early because of the baby, so must’ve missed that! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@Devil_Dare99 He walked across just to shout at them haha but I was in block 7 tonight

@Kurt__roberts 😂😂 that’s ridiculous! 🤦🏻‍♂️ What block you in?

@Devil_Dare99 Guy by me told they refs the were shit and got thrown out and apparently banned 🤣🤣

Those retro jerseys! 😮‍💨#CardiffDevils #EIHL

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial Bu bye now Adam Potter. 👋😂

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Cry about it ya fanny

Asking for a friend - Would “Wosh Jetlow is a Tanker” be acceptable for a horse name at @BB33testimonial race night? 🤔😂 #EIHL

@PressSec Nobody believes you Karoline.

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial 😂😂😂😂😂 Back to ya box room little boy 👌🏻😂

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Higher math higher English advanced higher p.e higher physics right now, mate im obviously still in my mums house im 15 u think im gonna live on my own? Also grown man on holiday arguing w a teenager and bc ur on holiday it makes it even worse

@PaintedRagdoll Thank you 😃

@Devil_Dare99 You lucky bastard!! Enjoy!

Good morning from sunny Jamaica 👌🏻☀️🍺

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial 😂😂 You’re sat in your mums spare room, without a job, wanking over William Wallace, with no prospects of a decent life. So yeah, I’d call that pretty miserable 👌🏻😂 And yet here I am. Hows your Tuesday going? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 The things at £70k a year job gets you eh Wee man 😬😂

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Miserable life he said, do u work at McDonald's wouldn't be surprised if u do. Are u but hurt that I said ur wife pegs you and do u not have a job to work at instead of replying to a teen on twitter but I guess I have a "Miserable life"

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial 😂😂😂 Adam’s mum still makes his sandwiches for school LOL What a fucking waster. Futures looking quite bleak for you ain’t it 😂😂 Off you go little man. Back to your miserable life 😘

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Yep william wallace my goat Idk if you've realised yet ur a grown ass man getting so pissed at a teenager like whats up ur ass u got a dildo up there or is it ur bird pegging u bc u cant please her?

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial 😂😂 Adam has just admitted to wanking off to William Wallace HAHAHA Only 2, last the others doing a job on your Ma 😬😂 Make sure you clean them needles little guy. Don’t want mummy coming into your room and standing on one now do we 😬 Bye Bye Adam, see if you can’t reply 👀

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial What if I do wank off to william wallace? Feel bad for ur wife shite dad and still sniffing stuff whilst u got a newborn u big junkie, how many fingers you got on each hand

@Adamgchc13 @BB33testimonial Yes Adam, you are inbred. 😂 No doubt you’re sat in your Ma’s spare room, wanking over pictures of William Wallace, whilst she’s downstairs shagging her brother (Dad to you), all whilst waiting for your next set of needles to share around the family 😂 Bye bye 6 toes 😬😂

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Me inbred? You live in Wales, shagging sheep's and ur dad is ur brother and ur mum is sister

@Devil_Dare99 Haha!! That was funny. Good work. Honestly, I’ve had a really crap day and you’ve actually been entertaining in a very positive and pleasant way. Thanks for the chuckles. Cardiff deserved the win last night, solid performance. Cheers for the laughs.

We’ve caught a fucking whopper here boyos! 😂😂😂😂 #NibbleNibble #EIHL

@EIHLMalcontent @BB33testimonial Surprised you can string a sentence together to be honest, Josh. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ But hey ho, you carry on not biting 😃

@Devil_Dare99 @BB33testimonial Ooo, quoting me now? I’m flattered. If I use too many long words, let me know.

@EIHLMalcontent 😂😂 . . . 😂 Leave it Josh. You embarrassed yourself and your club last night, no need to for a repeat. 😘

@Devil_Dare99 You listened about the emojis! See? You’re growing, as a person! Excellent work.

@EIHLMalcontent 😂 You’ve had a nibble Josh, we all know it.

@Devil_Dare99 Haha, you wish!! I openly acknowledge that the Panthers played like shit yesterday and Cardiff deserve the win and the praise for a strong performance. I’m guessing satire goes over your head though…try not to embarrass yourself too much, lad.