Zaza in China

@abuyamasta Aki puthey wewe

So uyu jamaa ame request bolt, akasema nimpelekee dem from izi sides to Langata Road, akanitumia number ya dem, kupiga msichana was like, "nani amekutuma?", and I was like "hujui mwenye umeambia akuitishia cab?" After telling her ni who she said cancel tu. So this left me thinking, hawa wasichana ni wale huitisha fare wakule but jamaa akakua mjanja akamwambia atamuitishia cab instead ama huyu msichana alikua na many dates za kuenda leo so she wanted to weigh ataenda gani ya mwenye atatoa pesa mingi. Anyway hayo ni yao, lakini sasa msichana ukikataa kuenda date after hadi ushapeana promise na gari imeitishwa mbona ukatae kuenda, ukikataa kuenda sisi drivers tutakula wapi surely? Sometimes mkue considerate aki.

@Dif_Lugz @WairimuMariam Life's too short

@WairimuMariam My mum can be shocked if I did something like this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 dating your mother’s agemate just because you are so lazy to work hard and find a bettter life for yourself !!!!!! Hii nayo I am not boarding

You'll never know how easy it is to please a woman until you date a financially stable, 40+ year old woman. 🥰

@ololovictor @Andrew421150 @WairimuMariam Pole kaka

@Andrew421150 @WairimuMariam Bwana these things are only good on social media... Though Kuna wengine huwezi pisha

@alexnjenga @ICEALION Hako kasichana ka claims katafutwa woyie

Final Update: After my grievances with @ICEALION i can with full confidence say they have paid the full claim of Ksh 7,800,000 which has reflected in the account provided. Thank you very much to the X family for the support you gave me as I pursed the claim compensation.

@bakhita_esther Dont you have a birth to execute? I dont expect a nurse to spend so much time online

This is an abuse of freedom of content. It isn't funny,rather, it’s disrespectful.hapa mnakuja sana msilalamike mkikujiwa …

Eric Omondi, born on March 9, 1982, is 44 years old as of March 2026.

@alexnjenga @ICEALION Nekesa afanyiwe ile kitu

Good afternoon @ICEALION kindly process my claim (KDV 187J) of Ksh 7,800,000. I’m tired of the everyday lies from Magdalene Nekesa of the claims department.

@Bookten8 I didn't steal no public funds and I retired at 48 in 2016 after I was fired for refusing to do monkey business for some board in a parastatal but my hamlet is far much better @Mabonga_254 what's with your guy man and yet he has a home in Karen 🤔

Chudai 🤫🔞

On top of being openly gay in Uganda/Africa, I'm an Arsenal diehard. Pain after pain. 😢🙌

@Tandy_Shee @ivymuthe Oh really, you need some education

@DevilishlyDivyn @ivymuthe That's why they wear diapers juu ya back drilling

Chuka Kenyan Prince Sparks Reactions After Sharing Photo In Bed With His Forex Mentor, Leaves people Wondering

@Safaricom_Care Sawa.. acha nirudi mjini nitumie wifi, kumbe you people are minting money in gishagi

@DevilishlyDivyn Hello @DevilishlyDivyn our data billing is based on the volume used, not time spent on the internet. This depends on your device speeds. Consider disabling automatic updates and background data on your phone. You may also check the data billing here:bit.ly/3pneCMA ^HW

@Safaricom_Care: 8GB monthly data depleted in 1 week. 1k yangu mayee

@Tandy_Shee @ivymuthe Doesn't work like that bruh.. the anus is a man's pussy

@ivymuthe "ulijua aje nafanya Forex?"

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Straight dudes lowkey love when another dude says they are attractive.

@malcolm_nj70506 @Ijumaa254 Ghai nikiitwa hivi najiua 😀😀

@Ijumaa254 umbwa what is oky mtoto wa malaya🚮🚮🚮

Being gay is okay, lakini behaving like a girl, wearing like one....zii bro. Ni ngumi tu 🚮😏

@elonmusk @JEHazel75 Undoubtedly the greatest all-around car of all time.

@meshackmutie27 Thie ukamie kibisi

Kunyonga is the worst thing to ever exist,iyo kitu ufanya life kua mbaya sana,negative energy like hunger,guilty,sadness and anxiety out of nowhere.Bad lacks will follow you everywhere.Alafu ata courage ya ku-approach madem upotea kabisaa .I stopped this 6 months now clean.